Fraudulating my taxes

Okay, imagine you are a tech priest of the Adeptus Mechanicus. You have an entire army of fit, beautiful cyborg twinks that love being mind-controlled by you and think it’s the ultimate form of pleasure to serve. You have one tentacle for each cyborg boytoy and can keep ordering new stock from the forge world

Oh there’s one you’re not into? Don’t worry you can modify his appearance and uniform according to your preferences!

Oh you want something spicier? You can send them at the enemy and watch a livestream of huge armoured monsters taking them apart straight from their own eye cameras!

Even in canon, Skitarii uniforms are designed to be extremely sexualised. Slender androgynous silhouette compared to the other bulky armies, gas mask and tight fitting leather, flowing trench coat, heeled boots. Plenty of trailing cable for the enemy to grab and tie them up with…

For further research, please refer to the novel ‘Skitarius’ by Rob Sanders. In the narrative, the main character (Haldron-44 Stroika) is a loyal, brave officer who is repeatedly captured and bullied by enemies. You will see my rendition of him above as the silver-haired, one eyed twink. A tech priest takes control of his body and humiliates him in front of an entire army as power play. A Dark Mechanicum priest ties him to a surgical table and teases him. And the Iron Warriors… sweet Omnissiah if I say what happens I will be suspended. But I have written a 12k word fanfic about his life as a Chaos toy, which has often been described as the sickest fanfic ever made for Warhammer (search ‘To Break a Soldier of the Machine God’ on AO3)

This is but a small example of such possibilities. I have no doubt that a Necron Overlord would collect harems of cute Skitarii to serve him. They are also prized pets among the Chaos Legions and Dark Eldar.

All evidence point to the fact that Skitarii are bottoms wishing to be defeated and taught their place while they worship you.

Thank you for coming to my speech.

But also , as a reminder, if a fic makes you go "Shut up" you do not need to leave ugly comments. Do not engage with it any further.

It's like a mild allergic reaction. You don't need to eat the whole pineapple to see if your lips swell up or if your tongue is just going to tingle.