Rei_is_Here

Do you wanna hear one of the funniest fucken stories?

Pls do tell

So in my town there is this emo satanist community and at some point a really influential emo dude called Raven lived here. Like every emo in Romania knew him because he was somehow the edgiest of them all. He was also a gigantic incel, but still tried to flirt with every goth girl on sight. At some point when he was in his last year of high school, before leaving for college, he tried to hit on an 11 yo girl(gross). It made her rlly uncomfortable. What Raven didn’t know was that this girl’s cousin was the strongest dude in town-2 meters tall, super bulky, literally looked like a mountain. So the girl told her buff cousin what Raven looked like, and one time, while Buff guy was at work, he spotted Raven. Now, funny enough, Buff Guy worked at a children’s playground, and he was dressed up as a clown that day. So he just walked up to Raven, patted him on the shoulder and asked: “Have you ever been beaten up by a clown?” and Raven said, “N-no”. To which Buff Guy replied :“It’s fine. Because you will be.”

there is no possible way to predict the many directions this post took

Every child I know under the age of 10 is unbelievably chill about gender and tbh I’m jealous  

A literal 2 year old: “Ah yes, the subject of non-conforming gender. Allow me a perfunctory retort, good friend, for I am more than well versed in such a sphere of thought. Gender, so to say that which we perceive it as, is but illusion, as time is, and constructed much to the same effect. Glorious in conceptual detail, yet minute in the sense of realistic human lifestyles. About your day, friend.” And then everyone stood and clapped and Joey from 3rd period kissed me while Samantha watched (fuck you Samantha).  The end.

also, when you think about how much MONEY is involved in the sex industry you REALLY have to wonder about whether or not “sex positivity” and “pro sex work” sentiments MIGHT have some sort of FINANCIAL INCENTIVE and PR TEAM behind it. really? really? really? you think the 11% of self employed sex workers who enjoy their jobs represents the 89% who are forced into it via sex trafficking or survival sex work?????????? REALLY?

[citation needed]

www.google.com

I find the porn industry fucking shady as well but yeah, citation fucking needed

My wife is actually far more powerful than me

Isn’t that because she’s the source of much of your strength?

I have to be strong so my husband can be strong

Ngl this is the cutest thing, like istg seeing these two interact and be cute and lovey dovey is giving me life

Detailed analysis shows that @enecoo is his wife’s vampiric thrall.

I am redistributing my followers

500 of my followers are now following a 17 year old from maryland who used to like homestuck and still reblogs it “ironically”. congratulations

is it okay to smell every single candle when you’re in the candle section of a store? i’m asking for a friend. i’m kidding. i’m not asking for a friend. i was asking for me. and i actually don’t care if it’s okay. i’m going to do it anyway

no offense but um…..off with your head

dance till youre dead

Update: I lost the pin

I just want everyone to know that I actually found the pin again and all is well in the cosmos.