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just saw a listing for a free grandfather clock and all i can say is my flatmates are lucky i'm on mood stabilizers

love the genre of discourse that’s like “the world used to be [thing it never was] but now society is [I’m over thirty]”

this could be us

work break simulator

"how do you tell the difference between a whippet and an italian greyhound" simple. look at it head on. if it looks like a dog it's a whippet. if it's making a face like you've just threatened it with a firearm, it's an iggy

i love flash drives theyre like small animals to me. like minnows

reading harry potter actively makes you less literate

I think doing that is way funnier than saying the Scottish play, and I’m not going to risk actually saying the name and having something bad happen

i just realized despite me making fun of you for saying m*cbeth, i refused to say it myself. i am fucked up

even I, the op, flinched while writing it in the notes 😔

do y’all only post from inside a theatre?

All the world's a stage, catgirlforeskin.