Awesome Little Bird

just put them cucumbers back on your eyes and go to fuckin sleep man

Moral of Project Hail Mary: You're not alone :) there's a rock

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

do you guys ever like forget you’re interested in something until you start engaging with it again and you go “oh wait i’m like crazy crazy about this yeah”

*breaks fingers* let’s do this

I MEANT “CRACKS KNUCKLES” HOLY SHIT

“#rips off my left arm #lets do this”

my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise.

dude hes three….

And uncultured. Get a new child