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@inverselyanalog discovered this fantastic post from Clown’s Tumblr two years ago which contains apparent prank call conversations between You and some of the Welcome Home cast!! 👀 i cut and amplified the talk Wally has with you - now you know what he sounds like 😉 

Transcript:

Wally: ‘Hello? …Hello? …Hello?

Ha ha ha ha ha! I’m only kidding. I know you’re there. Did you like my joke? I think you are going to say…’Yes!’. Ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha! It’s…hard, to hear you think through this…‘funny phone’. Very fuzzy. A little like me. Speaking of…

Do you know who I am?

*Gasps* Oh no! Well, that’s not neighbourly at all. We’ve never met before. Don’t worry, though. You and I haven’t spoken, but I’ve seen you…whenever you’ve looked into my eyes. What did you see, when you did? Ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha! I hope you saw a friend. But I’m not sure you saw a name…

Sit still.

Let’s start over.

Ring. Ring. Ring. Click!

Hi. I’m Wally. I’m so happy to finally meet you. I think you’re the absolute most.

Uh oh. I have to go now. Everyone is probably thinking about their strange phone call. What fun to talk about! Don’t worry though, neighbour. It will be a little joke between you and me. They’re not ready to meet you yet. Remember, until you hear me again, keep your smile merry, and always know that I love you very much.

Life purpose fulfilled.

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