Shower Thoughts

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, then nothing is ugly because putting everything together, SOMEONE in the world will find it beautiful. This also means that calling someone ugly is a lie because to someone else, they’re beautiful :3

funky shower thoughts for ya’ll

Cats and dogs don’t see black and white, they do see some form of colour but perhaps it’s not as vibrant or some colours are black and white... Crabs see completely different colours to us.

Why tf is it called netball if there is no net...? It’s a motherfucking hoop...

Is it considered necrophila if a living person falls in love with a vampire?

We’ve only explored 5% of our oceans... What creatures roam the depths of our darkening depths...?

The future doesn’t exist yet.

What happens after death? Where do you go and what do you see? Do you go to heaven or do you just fade away into nothing, perhaps you come back as another person. If you come back as another person, living without your previous memories sound odd but would actually be completely normal, you wouldn’t be able to tell you lived a previous life.

Babies are just little people that act like dogs... All they do is eat, shit, cry and sleep. Little people without kneecaps and like, deformed skulls with lacking brain capacity.  

If you have a shower thought but it’s not in the shower, does it still count as a shower thought?

It is true tho...

If you don’t have a bath in your bathroom, is it considered a shower room then? Or a toilet room?