The Real Slim Sheedy

every time i sit down 2 watch a horror movie i think of that one tweet :/

Hey if you all can keep boosting this pretty please, I’d really appreciate it.

no one should ever shoplift unless they want a thing from a store and don't want to pay for it

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

I've found a soul mate. This is pure happiness.

I love my girlfriend. It's unbelievable how perfect she is

Stop unfollowing me I’ve been nothing but distant and incomprehensible to you all

if you’re a “man” where’s your black nail polish