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B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

Haha, man. I think it'd be hard to really befriend him, but if you're smart or have a sharp wit it's easier. He'll keep you grounded and offer really good advice, he's practical Al after all. Don't expect much practical loyalty, however.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

He does like cuddles, but again, he's weird about it. Tenderness is not something that comes easily for him-- for obvious reasons-- but he does enjoy it. He just has to be in the right mood to deal with the vulnerability it invokes.

He especially likes to keep one hand over your heart or at your throat, feeling your pulse.

Almost exclusively will he be holding you. Very rarely and mostly after something has happened will he allow you to take care of him.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

No.

I mean, in a kind of perverse way, I think he'd like his partner to be his little house spouse, a sort of echo of domesticity, despite the fact that you'd either be left alone for weeks at a time or you're brought with him and never really "home."

Between boarding schools and the army, he's very neat and orderly. He doesn't mind doing the cleaning himself (because he knows he'll do it how he prefers). He's pretty decent at cooking and largely cooks his own meals.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

This heavily depends on how much you actually know. If you're functionally still a civilian? He just breaks up with you. He's cruel and heartless and you'll live, at least.

If you know and he's intent on leaving you? Well. You'll serve some other purpose in an Umbrella or Tricell lab. But most likely, he wouldn't end things, he'd just... fix you.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

Doesn't really believe in marriage. He doesn't care for any criminal law, why would he care about civil law? He could commit to you, but the legality of it doesn't matter to him. However, pre-Spencer Estate he does like the idea of his you taking his name, in a sort of ownership way. Afterwards...

For him to really accept you as a long term pet partner, however, is much more considerable. Wesker uses people, he knows it, he doesn't care. To accept that he has some emotional investment in someone and come to the conclusion of "I want to keep them" instead of "I need to get rid of them" is a real thread the needle situation.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

lol.

He's not. Overwhelmingly, he's not. He might be eventually, when you can crack his perfect persona open and see the man beneath, but even he is not gentle.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Not a fan. Generally tolerates them. Don't expect bear hugs; it's a loose hold if one at all. He gets better with time and as he genuinely grows affection for you. You'll know when he presses his cheek against you while hugging you.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

I actually talked about this on another post. You will definitely say it first, but Wesker is too good at manipulation to not say it back, even if he holds no affection for you. He won't risk his pet/favorite lay just because you developed feelings for him.

He may come around eventually, though. You probably won't notice the difference, but internally when Wesker realizes he does love you it's a mess. He's angry that he allowed himself to get into this mess, but also looks at it rationally: all that really changes is that he has to ensure your role in his future.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

Wesker's a mixed bag. He knows he's superior to anyone else, he's got nothing to worry about, he's not jealous. He's just... territorial.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Oh he's got range here. He's dominating when he wants to be, holding you by the jaw or throat, but he also enjoys teasing little reward kisses. You did good work? He'll smirk and kiss you briefly, a little peck to show his appreciation. Also fond of kissing your hands.

For where he wants to be kissed? Well. Everywhere. He wants to be worshiped.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

sorry I'm a sucker for the Uncle Al stuff, where he sometimes takes care of Sherry because William and Annette are busy with their research. So, yeah, he's shockingly good with kids. He doesn't want any-- at least, not before the Prototype Virus, but we'll get to that later.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

He's a punctual man. He wakes up early, most often without an alarm. This is honestly the best time to get softness from him, when he's still sleepy and not fully awake. Cuddle up next to him or kiss his face and you'll be rewarded with half-lidded eyes that do nothing to hide how he really feels about you.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Best expect some fine alcohol and a good book. He doesn't get much time to himself, always so invested in his research or whatever project he has working on, but he enjoys quiet nights in. Ideally with you pressed up against him.

Post-Prototype, Wesker doesn't need a lot of rest, so if you keep his schedule you'll burn out.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

God. Good luck. You could be with this man for decades and he still will hold information back. He's raised in one of the least emotionally nurturing environments you can conceive, his thoughts and past have always been his own, never anything that anyone has really asked about or cared about (until his stint in S.T.A.R.S.).

Mostly these will come in large reveals after something has happened (i.e. Mansion Incident, Rockfort Island & Antarctica, or the Spencer Estate), and in tiny, one-line revelations that shatter your heart every time.

You can be years into a relationship with him before you realize you've never once celebrated his birthday. Why? Because it was never something he did as a child, nobody told him he was allowed to celebrate just surviving another year. Besides, it doesn't matter now, he doesn't even remember his birthday.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

This is somewhat difficult. He's patient in the waiting sense. If something cannot happen until later, fine, he can plan around it.

But in the "threshold to irritability" sense? It varies wildly. Sometimes things will roll right off him, and others... the slightest thing will put him in a bad mood. He can get snippy and rude and cold.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

He keeps a file. I'm not joking. He's got an excellent memory, but if you're of genuine interest to him, he has an actual fucking file on you.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

He won't admit this, okay? But there comes a point eventually in your relationship where he understands that you see him. You're not here just for his intelligence or his power and influence. There's easier men to manipulate and cling to if that's all you wanted. It's not just whatever role he's playing, not the slick outer shell he's carefully curated. You've seen him at his worst- the rage and violence, his weakness from the Prototype virus becoming unstable, injured, you've seen him lose, you've seen him cry in frustration and anguish

and you're still here.

He doesn't understand it.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

A lot. For someone who (internally) claims they don't care about you, he sure spends a lot of time ensuring your safety. At least, his definition of safety. There's definitely a tracker on your car.

And in your bag.

If he's no longer playing Good Captain Wesker, he's going to microchip you, just in case.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts?)

Very little. Sorry. It's not even that he forgets, he can fully remember and acknowledge things, he just doesn't consider them important. He's no good with his own feelings, let alone relationships.

If you set the tone first-- getting him gifts and making a big deal of anniversaries he'll mirror this to an extent.

Now, he does like to spend his money, so he'll certainly take you on nice dates and give you expensive gifts, it's just going to be on his timetables and not always to your tastes.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

I mean, he's just an asshole.

He'll put his needs ahead of yours without a second thought and berate you for it. You haven't seen him in days and want to reconnect? He's busy. Can't you handle being on your own or are you that pathetic?

When he comes back in two days because he's ready for attention from his pet, he'll use his silver tongue to smooth over whatever it was he said that hurt your feelings.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

Extremely???? This man fixes his hair in the middle of a fight. He's vain, he knows he's gorgeous and uses it. He has a thorough self care routine that he'll do whenever possible.

Obviously, he's also practical. He's not afraid to get dirty- the man puts his arm through peoples guts, you know? He just prefers to appear put together.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Wesker is very independent.

But eventually? Yeah. After having the... safety of returning to you after rough days, you become a part of his routine. A part of him. Especially after the Spencer Estate. You kind of become his only reprieve, something that defies Spencer's plan, proof that he is his own person.

And if you were to die after that? Wesker would genuinely lose it. He can still insist you weren't that important to him, but there's no other explanation for how thoroughly he'd throw himself into Uroboros' development.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

It's popular but I am a light sensitive + migraine haver Wesker believer. It's the root of some of his bad moods. He's been conditioned to just work through his pain, so sometimes he's uncomfortable and doesn't even realize it. He's just shorter than usual, less tolerant of silliness.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

Hm. Willful ignorance. He considers it the biggest plague on humanity. He's aware he's smarter than average, but he also believes most people can learn more, if they chose to. And many people don't.

If you aren't interested in learning, in understanding the world, then he's uninterested in you.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

Before the mansion, he doesn't sleep much- not because he's biologically above that, but because he's so fucking busy. He'll pass out eventually- best hope you're around to give him a pillow and blanket.

After the Prototype Virus he doesn't sleep much. Maybe a few hours a night. In bed after you, out of bed before you wake up on most nights.

When he does sleep next to you, he either sleeps on his back and moves very little, or he'll hold you, ideally with his hand resting over your chest or throat.

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Generally not a cuddler. Recovers quickly post-infection. He'll clean himself up- and you, if he's feeling a little generous, as you're usually in no condition to clean yourself up immediately.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

I think he likes your eyes a lot and how expressive they can be. Seeing fear or arousal or love there is just so intoxicating for him.

However. He also likes your throat. It's both sensitive and delicate, which makes it perfect for him to bite or grab or choke or feel your pulse.

For himself, I think he likes his face. He's pretty vain.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

So. Post-infection he can cum more than once. Just gonna throw that out there. It's kind of frustrating for him at first, because he already deals with hypersexuality (which is also heightened post-Prototyping), but now even orgasms aren't giving him any reprieve.

He likes seeing his cum on you. For a such clean guy, he likes making his pets into a mess. Ideally on your face, but he also enjoys it on your body.

However, after he's infected, he also gains this deep need to breed. The viral urge in him wants to spread, to propagate. He's sane enough to know this is an awful idea at the moment (though he does entertain it for the future), so he's very on top of your contraceptive usage so he can scratch that particular itch.

So after 98 you're looking at multiple rounds, probably the first 2-3 inside you, before he can finally finish on you and feel satisfied.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

For sex? He's been around. He's horny a lot and socially adept enough to find some one night stands or even coworkers-with-benefits situations.

And he's decent. He's selfish, of course, but he also takes some pride in all skills he has and being able to manipulate someone else in both mind and body appeals to him greatly. And, of course, if he's selfish and a sadist, he'll garner a particular reputation and make it harder for him to find more partners.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Mmm. I don't know that he has one in particular. He's adventurous and gets bored easily. Anything that keeps you on your knees, probably.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He's so serious. He's always serious and sex is no exception.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He's trimmed at least. He shaves often, though. Even if he lets it grow out, it's thin, very light, and soft.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

You won't have genuinely romantic sex with this man until months or years into the relationship. He's just not vulnerable like that, but once he is...

It's intense. Holding your face close to his, your bodies pressed together while he fucks you slow. Nothing to say, just him panting and staring and hoping you understand what this means to him.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He's hypersexual, right? Most of the time he ignores this, but occasionally he just has to deal with it. Which means he's jerked off in R.P.D. more than a few times. Including in his office.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

This is truly unholy to ask. He's into almost everything. The biggest factor is domination- all aspects of power and control. This one's pretty obvious. The second factor is sadism.

Wesker is a through and through sadist; he gets off on harming his partner. Physically or psychologically, both are good. He explores this a lot while he's at Umbrella. James Marcus kept his own pets, and as Wesker's mentor, Wesker himself used Umbrella's vast resources and near-black morality to do whatever he wanted. So long as it didn't interfere with his experiments, of course.

A non-exhaustive list in no particular order:

dacryphilia, bondage, any sort of pain play (with particular emphasis on spanking, whips, stress positions, hair pulling, biting, scratching), drugging + intoxication, medfet, collars, high protocol D/s, edging, forced orgasms, innocence/corruption, rape/cnc, humiliation, degradation, breeding, anal, cockwarming, knifeplay and gunplay, somnophilia, choking, dumbification + dollification, boots & boot worship

god there's probably more. With all the love in my heart, he's a freak.

He prefers topping, but may power bottom. Getting him to sub however is a rare opportunity. He's a bit mouthy, but ultimately is well-behaved if you've earned it from him.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He does love the thrill of potentially getting caught, the taboo of fucking where you shouldn't. In his office is a big one, for both S.T.A.R.S. and Tricell era.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

He's generally easy to turn on, it's hard to make him want to act on it. He's a busy man and has a lot of irons in the fire so he has to prioritize. If you come out swinging with something kinky or generally offering to serve him in some way, he'll usually be happy to take you up on it.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Not a whole lot is an instant no. If you're domming, any kind of student/teacher is off the table entirely. (He doesn't mind the reverse, though he does prefer researcher/ditzy lab assistant roleplay if given the option)

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Prefers receiving. He's not opposed to giving, but you have to catch him in the right mood.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Definitely rough, but pace is variable. Really dependent on mood and time constraints; he'd love for you to choke on his cock for hours, but sometimes he has a meeting in ten minutes or has had a particularly bad day, you know?

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

With his work, sometimes this is all you can manage with him. He does love the idea of you leaving his office with his cum dripping down your thighs. Would prefer to take his time in making you scream until you pass out, but again, priorities.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Extreme experimentalist. Would try anything once, even if he thinks he won't like it.

Also likes certain risks, like getting caught and all things associated with edgeplay. He definitely takes precaution for your sake (unloading his weapons before pointing them at you and keeping a first aid kit nearby), which was particularly novel when he realizes he has never really considered it when taking his fill off Umbrella test subjects.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Pre-infection? One. His experience with hypersexuality has given him some excellent endurance, however. But he is a 38 year old man, even if in impeccable shape he's still limited by the nature of most male orgasms.

Post-Infection? Well. Probably averages 3-4 rounds before being satisfied enough. Has definitely tried jerking off more times in a row, just to know the limitations of the Prototype virus. Stopped being pleasurable and became more akin to overstimulation around 12.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Avid fleshlight enjoyer- at least when he doesn't have his preferred pet around.

But yeah. You both will build up a nice collection of all sorts of implements, vibrators and cuffs and gags and plugs, anything you can dream of he'll buy it to try it out on you.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

SO MUCH???? The teasing is part of the fun for him. He wants you to be begging for him.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Oh he's noisy. First round will actually net you some dirty talk, he does love to degrade. Second round (or just as he gets closer) he starts with just panting and soft grunts, but will devolve into long, deep groans. He's almost animalistic, snarling and hissing through his teeth.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He wants you to hurt him too. He's a sadist, yes, but he also is almost verging on sadomasochism. He wants you to feel so intensely you need to scratch or bite him, trying to get him off you or pull him closer, it doesn't really matter which.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Honestly? He's average, I think. Like he's 6'3 and fit, his cock's a good 6 inches, a little slender, circumcised.

NOW, after he grows like 5 inches on Uroboros, that cock is completely different. Longer and thicker with those black scales along the lower half.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Very high. Again, he's hypersexual. He's easily turned on, but also easily sets it aside to focus. Genuinely he's at least a little hard 40% of his day, for no good reason.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Pre-infection, he's definitely feeling drowsy soon after. He can fight through it enough to clean up, though. He'd rather not sleep in the mess.