A Little Bit of Everything

It’s that time again!  My uncle’s dentist’s pet parakeet’s drug dealer’s sister’s therapist’s grandma’s former college roommate who works for Nintendo has sent me scans for the next CoroCoro that was teased in the most recent issue!  This one shows off the long awaited new forms for Kyogre, Groudon & Rayquaza!

KyOgre Type: Water/Poison Ability: Layers - This Pokémon must be hit 5 times before taking damage. To activate Kyogre’s transformation into KyOgre, you must send out a Fairy-type Pokémon when battling it in its swamp.

Groudonkey Type: Ground/Dragon Ability: Donkey Fly - This Pokémon’s type changes to Flying when hit with a Fairy-type move. Groundonkey has been in an eternal argument with KyOgre because KyOgre won’t share its swamp.

Farquaza Type: Ghost/Flying Ability: Low Height - This Pokémon is so short, Flying-type moves go right above it and miss. Farquaza sent Fairy-type Pokémon into KyOgre’s swamp, enraging it.  This caused a war between the three legendary Pokémon because Groudonkey and all the Fairy-type Pokémon wanted to live in KyOgre’s swamp because Farquaza kicked them out of Hoenn.