I wanna yap about this because it GENERAL pisses me off! I'm sick of the Jurassic franchise being a family movie because when I tell you that the monsteris in that movie are FUCKING TERRIFYING!! (Also they are not dinosaurs to me, they are genetically modified to be what people imagine dinosaurs are like and to wow the public, it's why the raptures don't look like real Raptors and so on) but jp3 that spinosaurus, it wasn't ever killing them for food, after suffering it's spinal injury from the plane (which a fin injury is a big deal to them so he was mad) it spent the entire movie making them scared because it wanted them to suffer, IT WAS SMART ENOUGH TO WAIT TILL THEY TURNED AROUND SO THEY KNEW IT WAS CHASING THEM SO THEY WOULD BE SCARED!!! That is scary! And don't even get me started on the hybrids, there's a theory that they have HUMAN DNA in them, HUMAN!! WHAT WAS HENRY ON!!! because I don't remember a lot of the talking points but
indominus was scary smart and while there's smart animals I just can't see Henry putting them in it but he is fucked up enough to put human dna in it, like it couldn't take down the helicopter so it knew to go to the aviator dome thing because the things in there can, it saw a glass dome and KNEW flying things had to be in there. and indominus has posable thumbs and oddly very charismatic.
Indo raptor when climbing on the Triceratops was very primate like and how many animals can smirk, also it's curiousity is what is really scary, it won't kill you instantly because it wants to see what you'll do (and while it was really focused on the one girl I bet put him in other situations and he'll want to learn first then nom nom)
Scorpius Rex his entire body was far to human like to be normal, and can I add on a side note he can climb trees and SHOT VERY ACCURATE VENUS SPIKES!!! HENRY DIDN'T NEED TO BE DOING ALL THAT!!
Okay I got sidetracked (I mainly wanted to mention the human theory) but you get my point, these guys are scary and the fact they had to be tone down so our main characters can survive and it still be a family movie is criminal, now I know the book leans more into the horror but I want it in a movie I want to be full of terror watching it because that's what a movie about monsters (not dinosaurs) needs, I wouldn't care if theirs a movie and all our main characters die because if they do have our Dna and can think like us and are as smart as us then how our you supposed to outsmart it, IT'S US BUT DEADLY
Animals and things are scary and the second they act like it they are fucked
Can you tell I just want a horror dino movie, and I do like these movies but I will forever be disappointed at their dilution of the horror
And I wish they didn't give Henry the "I'm really sorry guys I'm good now I'll fix one thing and act like that makes up for being the lead reason why a lot of people died"
I wish they went with sadistic fuck who would be so quick to point fingers and be like "it's not my fault you made me, you wanted scary so I made monsters but you can't blame me because you asked for it" but that's just my opinion
Anyways more nonsense yapping that probably makes no sense because I don't want to reread