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Smoking giraffe! Enjoy! 😁

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how the signs sleep

Aries: stays up most of the night watching TV

Taurus: spends the entire night rolling around trying to get comfortable

Gemini: either 0 hours or 12 hours

Cancer: sleeps like a baby

Leo: *closes eyes* *is asleep*

Virgo: can only sleep when they are completely calm and stress-free

Libra: falls asleep texting

Scorpio: "yeah I sleep like 2 hours a night" *falls asleep at 9*

Sagittarius: 2 hours of sleep is a good night

Capricorn: "what is sleep?"

Aquarius: has a whole sleep playlist they have to listen to

Pisces: messiest sleeper

witchlatte

reblog if dogs

You're killing me Smalls.

#the sandlot #sandlot #greatest movie ever #greatest movie of all time #greatest #movie #movies #smalls #killing me #movie quotes #greatest movie quote #quotes #funny

Fanfiction: the orgasm ripped through her violently

Me: is the bitch okay???

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This is my life. #food

#food

arkays

Favorite Videogames quotes: Bioshock Infinite

“Booker are you afraid of God? No, but I’m afraid of you.”

So there's this parody wiki things going around on Facebook, and my friend Dillon became a VS model.

#funny #facebook #wiki #wikipedia #hilarious #friends #parody #VS #victoria's secret #model #haha #lol #my friends are the best #spirit animal #popular tags #so funny #he wants to be famous

hecka-lame

Natural selfie because I’m feeling courageous.😶

zeldassni

Bae 😍😍

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it’s so weird how much my self confidence fluctuates, like one day i’ll love everything about myself but the next day i feel like the ugliest person ever

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hecka-lame

Selfie af

zeldassni

😍

mollyandthezombies

apparently it costs $241,000 to raise a kid

lol do you know how many concert tickets that is

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Please post the name of the artist if you know them, I want to give them credit! It’s so beautiful!

dirt-legends

Don’t stay in hotels.

westernrise

overlandempire

meladoodle

A demon that writes messages on your mirror with blood but they’re useful messages. Like “remember you have yoga at 6 tonight”

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melochite

perks of dating me

i’ve got humor

i’m the giggle at a funeral

i know everybody’s disapproval

you should have worshipped me sooner

panerasexual-deactivated2017100

heres a link with things girls can buy to protect themselves

iwantyoudarachme

also! there is an escape button on every page so if you’re looking at the site and you live in a dangerous environment and need to hide it, it will redirect you to google.

ashiningjewel

THIS SITE IS SO RAD EVEN IF YOU DONT NEED SELF DEFENSE THINGS YOU CAN BUY A WATER BOTTLE SAFE

thatonechick339-deactivated2023

If I need this then others do too. Share the fuck out of this!!!!!!!!!!!!

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