FUCK

as if gay people could actually drive

Isabelle said fuck work

you fucks better start using colored text everywhere like you’re a school girl who just got a pack of glitter pens for her 12th birthday

Or a pen with multiple colors

*click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *cliiiiiiiick*

I bet when Serena first picked up a tennis racket, at least one of those people felt the sharp chill of a prophesy being fulfilled and suddenly felt the urge to retire.

Serena is the true 🐐.

Legend

when ever I use hand sanitizer I always use two squirts so it kills 199.8% of germs instead of just 99.9%

Your future self is talking shit about you

I’m talking shit about me too she ain’t special

*youth pastor voice* here’s something that’s “on fleek”…….the lord

DELETE THIS