I'm Fascinating

Let me guess, guy-liner? 

…How’d you know?

I figured that would be a pretty stereotypical pirate thing. *snickers*

Let me guess, guy-liner? 

Mmhmm. It’s him.

Are you trying to tell me Captain Hook is a real person?

Yes he is…and he’s a lot prettier than you’d think.

I sure hope so, the movies weren't all that generous. 

Mmhmm. It’s him.

Are you trying to tell me Captain Hook is a real person?

And you get to have men ogle over you, that must be a perk *smirks*

Naaah. I’m only interested in one guy ogling.

Oooh, what's his name?

Magic of course, I can grant one wish to everyone I meet. I’m kind of like a shooting star like that.

Oh! Uh…Well, I’ll have to ask him.

Uh huh, I'll be here if you decide. 

And you get to have men ogle over you, that must be a perk *smirks*

I hate to stereotype but you demons are so closed-minded. There are other ways to stop aging you know.

What else is there?

Magic of course, I can grant one wish to everyone I meet. I'm kind of like a shooting star like that.

Suuure. It’s probably better than me going alone.

Great, I was hoping to go out tonight. So what show were you talking about?

The Victoria’s Secret fashion show. I’m one of the angels~

Oh wow, that must be a rush then, walking in front of all those people.

Then make him stop aging, you’ll be gods among men.

….That requires me to kill him and then bring him back as a demon with a curse. I  don’t think I could ever hurt him nor do I think he’d go for the offer.

I hate to stereotype but you demons are so closed-minded. There are other ways to stop aging you know.

Suuure. It’s probably better than me going alone.

Great, I was hoping to go out tonight. So what show were you talking about?