The Adventures of Zee Captain

WHEN THE HELL WERE YOU FOLLOWING CAPTAIN?

OKAY SERIOUSLY CAPTAIN THIS IS THE LAST DAMN STRAW, HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO FIND AND UNLOCK MY COMPUTER, THIS IS SO NOT OKAY

WELL WITH SUCH A PREDICTABLE PASSWORD AS “sweetiepieannet” HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO NOT UNLOCK YOUR COMPUTER? ALSO I SUPPOSED YOU NOTICED YOUR NEW PASSWORD IS “HAILZEECAPTAIN”. MAYBE IF YOU TYPE IT ENOUGH IT’LL STICK.

OKAY NOW MY PASSCODE WONT CHANGE, WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE CAPTAIN 

OKAY SERIOUSLY CAPTAIN THIS IS THE LAST DAMN STRAW, HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO FIND AND UNLOCK MY COMPUTER, THIS IS SO NOT OKAY

WELL WITH SUCH A PREDICTABLE PASSWORD AS “sweetiepieannet” HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO NOT UNLOCK YOUR COMPUTER? ALSO I SUPPOSED YOU NOTICED YOUR NEW PASSWORD IS “HAILZEECAPTAIN”. MAYBE IF YOU TYPE IT ENOUGH IT’LL STICK.

BACK IN THE DAY I WAS QUITE THE DANCER, LEOTARD AND ALL. EVEN NOW I STILL HAVE SOME OF MY OLD MOVES. ENGIE CAN’T KEEP UP WITH MY FANCY FOOTWORK. THE CLUMSY OAF ALWAYS STEPS ON MY DELICATE TOES.