Zayn Malik

My stomach hurts so bad. I’m gonna need it to not.

Everything okay?

A very, very intense craving for pepperoni pizza just crashed down on me. 

Do you ever sit there and wonder what your old friends are doing now?

All the time. I do miss them, but life moves on, ya know?

Is it the look in your eyeessss

 Alright this will be a fun night. Meet me outside, ya?

I hope so, that’s for sure. But alright, mate. 

Great, see you soon.

Is it the look in your eyeessss

Good, I need to talk to you about something, too.

Speaking of telling people things… I actually have things to tell you myself… but alright, alright. 

Alright this will be a fun night. Meet me outside, ya?

Is it the look in your eyeessss

I’m wonderful, thank you.

Oh that’s good. What were you trying to sing?

Is it the look in your eyes or is it these dancing shoes, who cares baby, I think I want to marry you. Ya know?

Is it the look in your eyeessss

I’m sorry I’ve been a bit… Anti social. Things have just been crazy. Want to grab a drink?

Don’t worry about it, I’ve been a bit hectic anyways… but sure. You know I can’t pass up free drinks. 

Good, I need to talk to you about something, too.

Is it the look in your eyeessss

Hm… Alright that makes more sense. Hey Hazza.

I mean I hope it’s not jews because then I’d be a little offended. But hiiii, Zen.

I'm sorry I've been a bit... Anti social. Things have just been crazy. Want to grab a drink?

Dancing jews… juice… I’m pretty sure it’s shoes but you know…

Hm... Alright that makes more sense. Hey Hazza.

I always thought it was juice or shoes.

Hm... Maybe shoes.

Are you feeling alright?

I'm wonderful, thank you.