Call me Zapdos.
Favourite music: anything with a good rhythm.
Favourite food: anything palatable.
Favourite colour: any
favourite game: Any that are fun!
Fandoms: it depends. I write and draw for the love of writing and drawing. I don't have patience for codswallop though! So multifandom. Currently Portal, TADC, Pokémon, Billie Bust Up. If I find others and decided to have a chin wag about them, they'll be added here.
Rules:
1. Never believe what you are told. Double check.
2. Never be unreachable.
3. Divvent like, divvent read.
4. You divvent waste good.
5. Never take anything for granted.
6. Bend the rules. Divvent break them.
7. Never get personally involved in bits and bobs that are not my problem.
8. Sometimes you are wrong.
11. Divvent leave bloody Google documents in my inbox. Not only is that weird but it feels parasocial and does not feel like you care about victims of bloody crimes. Go to the fucking police with your stupid shite and not random blokes like me. And I divvent read contaminated evidence. So move on your jolly way if you try that muppet behaviour with me. I'm here to snog characters, write, and have fun. Not to mention you're acting creepy and like you're trying to farm internet points. In other words, wanking off and acting like a wanker. Read the anon rules.
12. Divvent put me on a pedestal. It won't end well.
13. I'm here to have fun. I'm not here to join bloody cliques. I won't put up with tosser behaviour!
ANON RULES:
1. Divvent be daft
2. No wanker behaviour (don't be a numpty)
3. If you're going to be a wanker anonymously, sod off.
4. Divvent clog my ask with rubbish (Google documents, tweets from random numpties about shite I don't have bloody patience for, nonce behaviour, etc).
Above all:
I divvent have a DNI. Interact at your own bloody discretion. Divvent like my shite? Divvent bloody interact.
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Sexuality: biromantic, gender fluid, and aceflux. But to keep shite simple, I'm saying I am asexual, mates!
*I have a serious heart condition so please divvent involve me in bloody nonsense.
#Zapdos has a chin wag- I move my beak, say words in my noggin and hope my words are clear
#cleaning out my bloody inbox- need I say something?
#self ship- self ship art/headcanons/etc
#divine polycule shenanigans- self shipping
Just a Zapdos that writes and doodles Self ships with Mewtwo, Arceus, Giratina, Lugia and Darkrai. (I share) Multi fandom














