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Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

There was a girl on neopets a few years back who had a pet tick. She'd post pics of it in polly pocket playsets. I gotta find it again it sounds too fake

defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault

Bro We Are Teens Late Twenties

it hurts so bad

Here at fuck you I’m going to kill you company, we care

Good morning. The final legacy of human kind will be a thin layer of plastic debris pressed between bedrock and a thick, sterile sludge that used to be topsoil.

Individual action to reduce waste and pollution is meaningless, the world is being ruined in the blind pursuit of profit and power by less than 100 industrialists and capitalists, none of whom will ever face justice in any way that matters. Happy Earth Day.

Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

this genuinely made me so happy

me when i get pulled over and the cop hasnt even begun talking yet