Haven't been on this thing in so long

team aqua/magma: hey man waking up a giant pokemon to destroy the world sounds nice do u prefer drowning or burning

team galactic: this world is impure and needs to be replaced with a perfect one but somehow we're gonna screw up and open a portal to a weird ass dimension

team plasma: humans are awful and we should liberate the pokemon oh wait just kidding we're just gonna steal them

team flare: this world is ugly af lets make it pretty but by being evil

blue: eight years, seven months, three days and, i suppose, what... two hours?

cynthia: and how long have you been in love with red?

GAMEfaqs: its cynthia

Pokemon forums: cynthia

Polls: cynthia

Youtube video: cynthia

Youtube video #12: still cynthia

Videos/polls on best battle music: steven, but also cynthia

Youtube video about best ANIME trainer: hmmm well considering the elite 4 are all weaker than the champion but better than ash, but some trainers have become league champions without challenging them, we have these 3 main contenders. two of them have legendary pokemon. but analysing their skill i think the title goes to c.... cy..........cy..

me: just say it