Zazzle Dazzle: Tumblr Edition

Escape attempt foiled by own desire to nom

@skallyeen the airport staff when i visit you

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

@boiledegghole

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

i dont have anything to say i just accidentally clicked the button to make a post i didnt even want to do this. im sorry

i was so fucking sick when i wrote this. i genuinely thought people were going to be mad at me. i thought it was over.

affirmations: you are not real, you don’t have feelings, you don’t want anything, this will be over soon

"why can't they just be friends?" not in the homophobic sense, but in the "in your need to center romance in everything you are missing the whole point of the media in question" sense