Zazzle Dazzle: Tumblr Edition

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

@caspercubed sneasuring snape

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

The soon to transition Mrs Nice Guy: No more Mr Nice Guy

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

@skallyeen me with nonograms

having a body made of meat sucks ass

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

"you're so quiet" yes someone told me i talk too much when i was 12 and now you have to go through the 7 trials and tribulations to unlock the real me

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”