where the river meets the sea

Admittedly, I don’t know any of the other fairies around here really well but here it goes.

@tripbell: Trip is the coolest. I’m so jealous of his cartography talent, because I can literally get lost finding the bathroom some places here. He’s like a human true north and he’s also just generally the nicest dude all around, plus pretty damn fun too.

@malbfaery: I really don’t think I’ve ever talked to her but her art is cool, although I’ve never understood the whole purple hair thing.

They’re good, I love fruit! I’m not so crazy about the ones that are filled with peanut butter and all that shit but masquerade as being healthy when they’re like a day’s worth of food. But the traditional acai? Really good.

I love my mom. I think sometimes it’s hard for her to deal with how different we are, but she’s great. She didn’t exactly have a lot of people looking out for her, so she’s doing her best.

Spencer: It's not weird at all. This crew is all I had before and why should we let it go just because we're here.

Spencer: You know if Cap heard you talking like this she'd have you hanging off the side of the ship.

Zaiden: I'm not saying the crew itself is weird, Spence, but shouldn't we be doing something else besides pirating?

Lemon: I’m sorry, Z. I don’t remember any of those snacks lol. I tried looking them up and almost none of them rung a bell. I can see how the whistle pops stabbed someone in the throat though, even round suckers can get all sharp and jagged, so the straight ones probably get downright murderous! Also they made a return 6 years ago apparently and you can totally buy them now!

Gaston: BRO THAT SHOULD NOT BE YOUR MENTAL TEST! At least pick like a book or something to toss into it instead and watch it make confetti. Cheated on Dizzy? Are people finally starting to forget? If they are, I'd be happy to remind them he still SUCKS.

Hadley: Hmm, if you want to kiss everyone, propose playing a kissing game like spin the bottle, so that you know everyone in the circle with you is implying their consent by participating! I think some people just like their raisins to stay separate, but you could always order Karpet Eats and have a late night breakfast party! Or just get Karpet to take you to a diner; hopefully you wouldn't do anything too embarrassing while you waited for your food?

Zaiden: Do people still play spin the bottle? I don't know, if feels like it'd be lowkey kind of lame to do that. Maybe Seven Minutes in Heaven, that feels slightly less eighth grade. But I also WANT everyone to kiss me???? I don't want to be like forced on them. CONSENT IS IMPORTANT EVEN WHEN I'M DRUNK!!!

Addison: LOL! Not who I was expecting you to list as the biggest Mess Maker; what about her is so messy? And booooo! Do you want to get a promotion? We can try to find a way to get you out of it so you don't have to be so tired; maybe along the way we can solve both our problems at once.

Zaiden: Why Addy? You know someone particularly messy? Do tell. And my mom doesn't MEAN to be messy, she's just like a terrible judge of character and super impulsive. It's probably why I go really far in the direction of too cautious, because I know what it's like when people are the other way. I don't even know if I WANT my job, I think that's kind of the problem?

Bernie: DO YOU HAVE TO BE IN LOVE WITH PEOPLE TO GO IN THEIR CARS? What about their bunkbeds? NEVER SAY NEVER. Have you searched the whole entire world and made sure the dinosaurs aren't hiding somewhere?

Bernie: The best thing about Rihanna is that thanks to her I never get caught in the rain anymore; I always remember to bring umbrellas.

Zaiden: Lmao, I think they mean riding the dick. Like "riding dirty" or "ride wit me" style. I don't understand what bunkbeds have to do with anything, Bern. They're giant, Bernie, it's not like they're a bird series that can just pop back up. Like they thought these kingfishers were endangered but they're not.