Bryce

Good for Norman

*puts myself out there and shake it all about*

sexual tension is out, platonic tension is in. I need enemies who have fought each other so many times that they've developed a mutual fondness, realized they have a lot in common, and have to stop themselves from slipping into friendly conversation when they're supposed to be kicking each other's asses.

It’s true. It’s not the fire suppression system that kills you. The Librarians come and personally murder you for starting a fire in a library. But you didn’t start a fire you say? No matter. You are collateral damage. Everybody gets killed to show that arsonists have no chance of escaping justice

an orangutan traveling at non-euclidean speeds erupts from the aether to clothesline you into another dimension

They say businesses should always listen to the conversations hapenning in social media between their consumers and this is one of those times for them to be listening

ive never even watched anything related to avatar and id play the fuck out of this

Get this on the switch so you can wave the controllers to mimick specific moves. Like you're actually bending and fighting.

BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!

Is that Post Malone?

he knows what he did!

reblog if you know what he did

GODDAMNIT

straight vampires are so unrealistic

imagine being heterosexual for all eternity.. pass

Imagine a vampire trying to suck your blood from five feet away cuz he's not gay

There's a picture of the toilet inside the picture of the toilet

Playing hide and seek is acceptable when a kid and again after having kids

You should really return to your family...

The color of 'then perish' meme

8 TIMES MORE WHAT

OH MY GOD

OH MY YOUR DICK

just at claire’s

aren’t you kinda old to just now be getting circumcised?

why are you in my house

I thought you were at claire’s 

I live here

You’re gay if you can read this

This was ghost written by that Zayn Malik post