today’s the day

the other day at work, I met a man who I think was 100% a werewolf. he was very charismatic but in a weird way and it was cold but california cold and he had on a very large fur coat and flannel underneath with a single huge tooth on a necklace? he even had sharp canine teeth that did that thing that anime boys do and poke out a little when he smiled?? I saw him for 5 seconds but he was very beautiful and was buying raw meat.

I failed to mention I work at a pet store so buying raw meat “for your dog” is a perfect cover

nipple

tumblr flagged a post of a girl eating berries so fruit is for whores now reblog if youre a fruit eating whore

since the holidays are comin up I thought I should share my wishlist *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

Look at how well you age when you stay in your lane

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

Need my $10

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

This is a gift to humankind

K. But I’m crying

Im also crying. People need this

“Nude Vampire With Gloves”  Tintype on Silver, 1864, Artist Unknown (and possibly consumed)

this is the greatest fucking caption i’ve ever seen

this is the only day you can reblog this

why today

just is.

@asa-de-ouro

Thank you! I’m going to boost as well!