Even trouble can become a good opportunity

you like fanart of a character maybe Two times and suddenly ur tumblr page thinks u want to read them taking it up the ass

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

sometimes on the tumblr app you click on an image to see it fullscreen and it will give you a completely different image it has sourced from the fucking aether. i hope they never fix this because i got flashbanged with an image of scooby doo calling me a ‘raggot’

You are allowed to find things hot in theory while also never wanting to actually do them in real life btw. You can get off on whatever wild shit in your imagination and still prefer to be very vanilla in real life. Or not want to have sex at all in real life. You don't owe the universe anything in exchange for your dirty mind.

i think its fun when people use the trope of vampires thinking that werewolves smell like shit but its especially funny to me when they say a werewolf smells like 'wet dog' . like specifically WET dog? not dry dog? something about werewolves makes them smell damper than any normal dog even if theyre dry as a bone? fascinating implications. wet werewolf vs creepy vampire. much to consider.

the generational gap between me and the people my age who were allowed to watch spongebob

#1 sleepy head, the sleepiest girl ever, incredibly tired, always tired, #1 sleeper, if ur seeing this i am asleep, literally hibernating, i love sleep, alarms dont work for me, i wish i was locked in a tower for eternity simply so i can rest, best believe i am sleeping, u will never catch me awake, im extremely sleepy, goodnight.

no ai usage over here. you’re gonna get my shitty authentic writing whether you like it or not

I don't want a cast of healthy characters I want them all to be varying degrees of suicidal