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Zach woods on the red carpet

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In the trailer I was like “ugh” but this description of Jared as an empowered sex worker is more appealing
“I love the show Silicon Valley, not because Alec Berg, the co-creator of Barry is the showrunner on it, but because it’s incredibly funny, and it has one of my favourite comedians working right now, Mr. Zach Woods. Certain people, they’re just magic; you can’t teach it, you just have it, and Zach Woods has it.” - Bill Hader
I'm excited for the SV S5 starting soon partially because the SV cast will go to premier events, so maybe we'll finally get to see Zach Woods's mystery gf! Or maybe he's single again, who knows? I just want Zach to be happy.
Oh same, anon! In general, I’ll just be happy with the new Zach interviews lol
Look at him! I love the pink :)

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zach harper in every episode of playing house → “let’s have a baby” (1x9)
I don’t know which Playing House writer decided to write in a zany scheme requiring Zach to have scruffy hair and eyeliner and black nail polish (and a terrible fake English accent), but thank you for your service.
ETA: @floorforever if you’re interested in teen goth Jared, you could check out my fic Pocket on ao3
https://archiveofourown.org/works/12150606
Oh wait – there might be an answer to the above question. As far as I know, the show is improvised first, then written, which means – THE EYELINER MAY BE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE
This is definitely what Donald looks like during his punk phase in the SPAU; at least until Toni sees him, laughs so hard she has to sit down and catch her breath, and then hands him a pack of makeup remover wipes, says “Go clean your face up and come back and I’ll fix this mess” and shows him how to properly apply eye makeup without looking like a hungover raccoon.
My favorite thing is I hc this [i.e., slightly ruffled], is the furthest his hair ever got from “goodboye” under any of his life’s varied circumstances
zach harper in every episode of playing house → “bosephus and the catfish” (1x6)
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Zach experiencing the love we have for him online from a safe distance

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Zach Woods has irl yaoi hands and that’s the tea ☕️
Saw the post yesterday and I’m so proud of my boy :’)
Zach Woods as Gabe Lewis in The Podcast
Zach Woods as Garret in Ghostbusters (2016)

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zach harper in every episode of playing house → “pilot” (1x1)