Radioactive Squirrels

PLEASE TURN THE SOUND ON

OH MY GOD

my grandma’s watching fox news and i’m overhearing then losing their absolute shit over millennials not buying kraft singles

let’s be real though, it deserves to die.

it doesn’t taste anything like cheese.

Its not even allowed to be branded as “cheese” in most countries outside the US

Congratulations to drugs for always winning the war on drugs

Had a terrifying half-second flashback of *that* post.

having a character of color doesn’t automatically mean they’re respresented correctly you cowards

I’m gonna add to this and say that having a single writer of color doesn’t automatically equal a diverse crew either

not to be racist but i can’t tell customers apart

like ok today this lady was at my register and said “oh i forgot something I’ll be right back” and when she came back i went “sorry ma’am i’m actually waiting for someone” and she was like ??? me?

do ur boobs ever just like not match your outfit like does that make sense to anyone else

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

Reblog for a +2 to visibility to cats when nothing else can see you

anyways fuck america for not educating students about the aids crisis whatsoever

my drama teacher mentioned to us “most of my friends from college are dead” and I knew right away what he meant. he explained “I was a drama major in the 1980s” and still no one else in the class understood. he explained a little bit about the aids crisis, but these kids had no idea before. it is truly heartbreaking to hear about it, and especially to see it being erased.

There are a couple of interviews with kids that were on the show floating around and basically they were stressed out from filming all day with no breaks and Nick could only afford to give out like 2 prizes a year so they screwed with the kids to make sure they messed up. One of the girls interviewed mentioned she still has nightmares about the temple guards 25 years later. 

When somebody says that “a man likes to feel like a man,” all I hear is “A man likes to feel superior to you and it’s your job to make him believe it.” 

This post has the most weapons grade dick energy ive ever seen.

Ok just cause I’m still salty and this needs to be said: just because your story is a bit predictable doesn’t mean it’s bad. sometimes that just means that your story makes sense. if nothing in your story is predictable then you have crossed the line from “keeping viewers on their toes” to “nonsensical nightmare that doesn’t deliver on any front”

Lately a lot of stories that try to hard to be “subversive” and “unpredictable” have turned out shitty because they were more focused on not using certain tropes than telling a good story.

ooooooo that boi know he bad!🔥

That lean was crazy

Im convinced michael jackson possessed him