vampire that only drinks period blood and calls it “the juice with extra pulp”

vampire that only drinks period blood and calls it “the juice with extra pulp”

Brutalizing the Clergy by Shaking Up all the Doctrines and the poor old Fops cant tell Ten Commandment from Code of Hammurabi’s and Im Punching and Kicking the Bishops Something Fierce

There’s always a little Greyboy and he’s watching you just to make sure. Dont be mad or worry about it because he’s just making sure and you would be full of dials and glass and the worst instruments if he wasn’t making sure. You should be grateful

(about the turtles from mario) yeah so there’s seventeen million of those guys and they’re all over the ground. you can only pick them up one by one and you have to throw them all back into the woods. and then the next morning at least half of them will be back. but you do get dental

locomotive engine in the liver filters out rude minerals and soup molecule

moment you hear a woman say “eye of newt” start running

giving the henchmen and minions an extended sabbatical from dungeons, alleys, and trapdoors. shaking with joy until i send them to the cavern

everything you write in a book is safe. everything you write on the computer is absolutely subject to ghost haunting

This makes no sense

it literally could not be more straightforward

It literally doesnt make sence, both have the same value, they're both $30

No im not expecting anything its just a badly frammed metaphor

Bro you said the answer. Both have the same value despite different sizes. It’s simple. Basic. Elementary.

But it never says that, it just asks you wich one is greater and the text ends there, wich leads you to thinking that one indeed has greater value then the other, and that the one with the greater value is the answear

It asks you which one has the greater value and what is the answer to that question?

Im not about to argue over a focken tit size metaphor

Never underestimate the lack of reading comprehension on this site lmfao

you guys are all so funny tonight haha ;)... *let’s the strap of my dress fall down my shoulder*