Treat me to a motel

There are so many people I’d like to thank for being given the drooling bodyguard dog pitbull award. Firstly, my mother for raising me to be a drooling bodyguard dog pitbull. Second, @snowbritt for clearly needing a drooling bodyguard dog pitbull to rescue her. Third, you anon, for just really knowing how to make me laugh like no one else ever could, I want to thank you the most! 

I’d like to remind my fans that ANYONE can be a drooling bodyguard dog pitbull if they just put their mind to it. 

I’d like to believe that my fans gave me this award because they also know nothing about Tyler, and felt a kindred spirit in me, so thank you. I see you, I hear you. None of us know anything about Tyler, and I’m glad that we can all admit that. 

Again, thank you for this amazing honor, I will never forget how wonderful you all have been to me!