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I’m gonna be honest, this man has no experience. He literally got lost and had to become a bounty hunter. If he met a lady of the night, I have no doubt in my mind he’d lose her as well as however much berry he paid, should he look away for one second and not see her standing in front of him. I think once the time actually came, he was decent enough but like any person, Zoro is capable of making progress in this particular skill so I wouldn’t worry too much.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Zoro is serious; he shows it in the way he looks into your eyes. If you look away or keep the contact, he only finds it more attractive, entertained by the way he makes you react. Sex is naturally awkward sometimes, so he can alleviate the tension a bit to ease you if needed, but other than that, Zoro is a serious man with a serious desire.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

With Luffy as a Captain and everyone else as crewmates, Zoro finds it a bit difficult to actually engage in experimentation and anything with a risk factor. He’s certainly not against it, though, certain things would just require some planning beforehand. Zoro usually engages in risky business by pulling out with you (afab) or by fucking out on the deck late at night. He can only hope the sounds of the sea are loud enough to drown out your whimpering and moaning because that man is difficult to stop once he’s started.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Doesn’t own any for himself, but I don’t see him being against them. He’d use a dildo on you while he recuperates, especially if you’re acting like a greedy, cock-hungry fool. Per usual, he sets the pace, watching your body react to internal stimulation from a different point of view while his mind isn’t fogged up by the inclining urge to cum. He’d definitely find more ways to incorporate toy play when he can.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

I don’t care if anyone has said it or thought it before, but Zoro has definitely fallen asleep during the deed. It wasn’t on purpose and he’s sorry, but he’d been up most of the night before watching over the ship, and he thought he could stay awake. Zoro truly believed in himself… but he could not. 

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

It’s a healthy sex drive for someone his age. If you’re up for it, he could do it 2-3 times a week. As for rounds, I’d say 2 is the magic number, but Zoro can go for a while if he’s not tired or if he’s had some drinks to loosen up a bit and wants to fool around.

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Legs giving out? No worries, just focus on getting to your orgasm. Zoro can manage to move all of you by himself. For a man who swings swords and trains every day, his hands have been conditioned to control just about anything with ease. Trace his chest because he loves it, so when you’re on the verge of an orgasm, fingers digging into the rock-hard surface of his abs. He has a habit of switching positions with little indication, either spreading your legs further apart or throwing them over his broad shoulders. The green-haired man enjoys the view of you below him, a sweet fucked out face that drives him to the point of orgasm.

Though Zoro is all grunts and sighs, it only takes a little effort on your end to hear the rumbles of a suppressed moan. Your mouth and the very flushed tip of your lover are key to achieving this feat, despite Zoro growing weary of the incessant teasing. He won’t admit that the edging keeps him perfectly balanced between a healthy progression of stimulation and the urge to cum right then and there. Sometimes he just can’t hold it in like that anymore and hopes to god that everyone is either off the ship or minding their own business on the deck. 

Similar to a cat, Zoro does have a time limit and will only let you get so far with the orgasm denial before his time is up. Expect it to be reciprocated, especially if you were being an extra cheeky little shit. That man may not have a sense of direction in the real world, but when it comes to your anatomy, Zoro finds it nearly impossible to get lost and will always find that spot. He will use, abuse, or neglect it, all depending on his mood and how long he wants to drag out your denial, since you seem to think it’s so funny watching him squirm. It’s his turn now, so you’d better hope the gods spare you the same leniency they bestowed on the swordsman.

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沖牙源志郎・genshiro okikiba

I don’t think anyone in this fandom cares about this guy but honestly when I see an old man, my coochie goes into overdrive so I’m including him. Anyways, I feel like since Genshiro is older he’s a bit more traditional, meaning he expects you to stay home while he is the breadwinner. So naturally that means majority of the cooking is left to you. On his days off I like to think he would be by your side as you cook, a spectator. Genshiro may be an older, more traditional man but he is thankful for your work, knowing it is not easy or much fun cooking meals every day. He slowly starts to welcome the idea of takeout and food delivery once in a while since he feels asking you to teach him to cook would be too much of a burden on you. Even if you insist on working for whatever reason, if you two are in a relationship, Genshiro has the same expectation that you’d be the one cooking. Boomer expectations, you know?

阿散井 恋次・renji abarai

Renji is the only King in the Seireitei okay. Soul King? Mid. Renji throws it down in the kitchen like everyday is Thanksgiving. He will take full charge of cooking because he loves you (not because you’d get in the way like… totally not…). If you’re feeling under the weather he has the best soup recipe from when he and Rukia were younger, surviving out in Rukon District. It was one of his survival skills, to be fairly honest and one he never would have expected to become a hobby. He assures you that he doesn’t mind cooking, mostly because he loves the way your eyes practically roll every time he makes that one dish you love so, so much. You can certainly wash the dishes afterward. Also, he totally wears those corny ‘Kiss the chef’ aprons. You’ll do it anyway to show your appreciation. However if one day you insist on cooking, he’ll acquiesce and relax. Just because he’s used to cooking doesn’t mean he won’t accept some of yours! Whether you’re a good or bad cook, he always puts his best foot forward and makes sure you don’t lose faith in your culinary journey. Definitely has an album on his instagram saved tab that is strictly recipes.

八々原熊如・yuyu yayahara

Be so for real, you two would blow up the kitchen just by stepping into it. Or at least Yuyu would. She’s an absolute sucker for delivery services once they pop off in Soul Society. Honestly, that’s what half of her paycheck goes toward every two weeks but what’s not to love about it? On-demand healthy meals are such an insane concept for the soul reapers and once it finally landed in Soul Society, Yuyu has been on it and has no shame. Besides, she wouldn’t be up for cooking after work anyways. The hours are long and even with Lisa as a captain, its not as easy a job one might believe. She has your guys’ orders saved, you just need to tell Yuyu what you want for dinner and it’ll arrive shortly.

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edit: i fixed renji’s section lol