karamatsu is wonderful

EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

SOME OF YOU SHOULD BE AT THE OPRHANGE

preschool. I meant preschool.

getting followed by porn bots is weird and that’s coming from a guy with multiple 🥵 concubines

step aside you old cut-sleeve, i shall court these maidens!

the marquis of homo WISHES he had a fraction of my imperial glory!

right so i’m one of the most well regarded emperors in the history of china and you’re the guy who had to put “shut up about the mercury” in his bio

since nobody wants me i should jsut go to the burlap buddy race and hop somewhere far away

he has had like ten “final movies” and everytime i get sad about it. and then he makes another one. fucking love this guy

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

Aaaaaaaaand You're banished from my realm

your name is sucksuck

I hate when BUGS die