The Loneliest Number.

“Choose a god and pray”

[I’ll allow them, but I won’t answer them if I feel they’re getting out of hand. Thanks for asking!!]

“Alright, then. Party, can I call you Party? You got a family, Party?”

“Respectfully, the moment I see you even looking at me the wrong way, I will make you meet whatever deity you worship, so you can warn him about the shit I’ll do to take their place when they make the mistake of allowing me to die.”

“Pear of anguish.” [..where..?] “Depends on whether they’re a minor or not.” [Ok maybe don’t say it.]

“I’m getting tired of these jokes.”

“Well, you would’ve gotten in my way, if not contained. Besides, I’m sure I can use you in the future.”

“Uh. No? Get off me.”

“Iron maiden.”

“That’s a pathetic excuse of a joke, I’m not gonna lie to you.”

“Oh— me, really? Well, thank you!”

“Here’s how I’ll torture you, anon. Chinese water torture, Humiliation, Subjection to periods of interrogation, Music torture, Mock execution, Seclusion, Pharmacological torture, Exploitation of phobias; e.g., mock execution, leaving arachnophobes in a room full of spiders, Sensory deprivation, Sensory overload, Sleep deprivation, Solitary confinement / isolation, Threat of severe disfigurement, Waterboarding, White room torture—“ [DAYUM]

“I don’t entirely enjoy running, but I guess I’m indifferent to those who do”

“Silly’s one way to describe him..”