we back on tumblr?

knuckle tattoos that say “CONTAINMENT BREACH”

so just out of curiosity how many fingers do you have??

*runs faster*

sorry i stole your credit card. no i promise i didn’t use it iwjust melted it down and drank the plastic I’m sorry

don’t let anyone on this website call you cringe they literally have a tumblr account

*opens my 2nd set of teeth*

this is delightfully uncomfortable thank you!

[Image Description: An outline of a person's head with a speech bubble coming out of their mouth. Inside the person's head there's text reading "i genuinely really care about you, i'm just not always sure how to show it", while the speech bubble was edited to say, "putting "(double exclamation marks)" or "(double heart text emoji)" after every sentence". /End Description.]

this animal is so fucking shape

my hobbies? Uhhhhh symbolism mostly. metaphors and implications and the like.

kids don't fall down wells like they used to

yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they

My favorite thing that’s ever happened in an art class is that this weird pen artist (who was notorious for a) drawing body horror and b) bringing bananas to class in the front pocket of his shirt) was once like “wait let me draw you” and proceeded to sketch the most fucked up charicature you’ve ever seen. He told me I had serial killer eyes and a nose that “looked too much like a nose”