mmm cockroaches

elf is the only tolerable christmas movie

hey guys quick update: losing it

i want to feel the excitement a white gay millennial man must’ve felt when he first listened to rain on me

i want to have the same intellectual compass of someone who believes that the earth is flat. or that COVID-19 is a 1984 esque way to test the waters of mass control of the people. how simple is it to be so independent and freethinking. if only i weren’t one of the drones.

since our recent posts have not been recieving any notes, i have concluded that we are, in fact, no longer funny.

tadpoles are just frogs in sperm cosplay if you really think about it

people are saying that they are losing their minds during this self isolation shit but we still have solitary confinement.

chick-fil-a : homophobia never tasted so good

where’s the insensitive category on disney plus? i want to watch pocahontas!

little women but every flashback has a little wavy effect before starting