your son looks like a girl!

Love going to bed with a new, good daydream scenario fresh in my mind. Like yes girl, movie night!

fujoshis who are not that into men or not into men at all are very funny to me. I loveeeee reading explicit fanfiction about two guys having sex. i see a shirtless guy in real life and i’m like okay so who asked for that

happy if you have scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with your sexuality july

I'm like if a missing person was literally right there

i love fiction so much can we never be real again

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

definitely not locked in. but not really locked out either. as that would imply a sort of freedom