your son looks like a girl!

was discussing tumblr habits w somebody in a mutual discord server last night and they were so gobsmacked i like to ideally have 100+ posts in my queue at any given time 😭 how many do y’all have in your queue if you use it??

rpf isn’t enough i need a sex tape

(remembers that the magic lies within mine and my friends’ imaginations) I have no need of material objects

(remembers one sexual encounter does not define the entire sexual dynamic of a relationship) i need several dozen sex tapes

in a now deleted post, i claimed to have wanted to kill myself.

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

whatever you do on summer nights do not think about how everything is fleeting

is there anything funnier than somebody who has a tumblr account trying to seem like theyre above fandom

nice post bro what's your diagnosis

i love when women have a deeper or raspier voice. its very charming

the unimaginable power of saying "huh, guess that's not for me" and moving on with your life