your son looks like a girl!

tumblr is about tricking smart and funny and talented people into following me

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

crazy how if you do your chores and obligations first thing on a day off you can enjoy your free time more than if you feel like you’re procrastinating your chores and obligations the whole time. i will not be learning from this experience

everyone has a ship thats just: theyre perfect. they hate each other. theyre married. they havent spoken in 15 years. they have date nights three times a week. theyre divorced. theyre pining, its unrequited. its requited. theyre starcrossed. theyre meant to be. theyre doomed by the narrative. they love each other. theyve never held hands. they wont stop making out at parties. they cant look each other in the eye

the thing with sports tumblr is that you will follow someone and then they will post something that makes you go. oh. i am in enemy territory

It's a beautiful day to be alive and snort rpf

what did i even want as a kid