your son looks like a girl!

i have formed an opinion that isn't worth expressing

this has been talked about extensively you're just new to the fandom

i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️

having fucked up teeth and standing in the corner thats what i bring to the table

Getting kicked off love island for trying to poison the men

was discussing tumblr habits w somebody in a mutual discord server last night and they were so gobsmacked i like to ideally have 100+ posts in my queue at any given time 😭 how many do y’all have in your queue if you use it??

rpf isn’t enough i need a sex tape

(remembers that the magic lies within mine and my friends’ imaginations) I have no need of material objects

(remembers one sexual encounter does not define the entire sexual dynamic of a relationship) i need several dozen sex tapes

in a now deleted post, i claimed to have wanted to kill myself.

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

whatever you do on summer nights do not think about how everything is fleeting

is there anything funnier than somebody who has a tumblr account trying to seem like theyre above fandom