your son looks like a girl!

divorcebearing hips

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

the summer is for having the worst time of your life

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

the first thing u need to understand about athletes is that they are cringe losers bc they skipped school in hopes of never having to work a real job. the second thing you need to understand abt athletes is that they are first and foremost workers whose years of lucrative labour are capped by the very real limit that the strain of that selfsame work puts on their bodies which means they retire at an age before most people's careers even really take off and are expected to get by for the rest of their lives on the money they earned those few years. the third thing you need to understand is that they want to fuck their coworker.

thank god for female characters who have something wrong with them amen

you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro