Hardcore Lazy

   “That’s not a present, idiot. You are just making fun of me.”

"And now you're throwing around false accusations. So offensive."

"Stuff." [Quite a new indie game without much hype, yes. But without an informative answer, they wouldn't get that far in the conversation.]

      “Does it get all tangled and stuff often? I can only imagine how bad getting a bedhead must be!” 

"If you don't keep up with it, it tends to get tangled. The best way to prevent a bedhead is to buy certain types of pillows that keep your hair from tangling."

      “Is longer hair harder to manage than shorter hair?”

"Uh, yeah, a little bit. It's harder to brush." [Shrugs]

"Very much so." [More like the new video game he bought is of a moderate difficulty level.]

"Yeah, didn't think that one through." [Shrugs] "I'm too tired for thinking about things, though."

"Considering that we're technically the same person, this is kinda like looking in a mirror."

          “What did you call me?”     The large childish teen     was now far more annoyed     than he had been before.     His already short fuse was     made even shorter by the     other’s remarks. So instead     he didn’t put the other down,     no, he squeezed on his head more.               “Apologize.”

[That didn't work out well in the slightest. His already throbbing headache got worse as his head was squished even further, and he wondered exactly how far he was willing to go.] "For what, exactly? All I did was speak the truth."

♗ for a tip for getting my muses romantic affection ♖ for on of my muses guilty pleasures ♞ for something that my muse wants to do ♟ for something my muse admires ☁ for something that make my muse sad ☂ for something my muse wants to protect ♨ for something that relaxes my muse