How to save a life

I have a feeling that we’ll run into each other again.

Yes, perhaps we might. I believe that could be fun.

But you’re a woman and shit, you can’t defeat me. I don’t know… What’s wrong with that?

I see woman beat guys more often then you see people falling of the running thingy. Nothing wrong with that, they are very pleasant to be around. But then talking about woman's panties would be pretty useless and maybe it bores you to death.

I’m a fitness instructor, I don’t think you would’ve gotten very far. It’s all just “underwear” to me.. What’s wrong with you women? Shit, man. We are getting very close and shit now.

I'm a doctor, I deal with violent patients. I think I would have deserved a try. If it's all underwear, why'd you ask what I was wearing? Fine, I''ll ask no more questions about your personal life. Next think you know, you turn out to be gay.

It was just a simple yes or no question. I wasn’t asking for pictures or anything.. I don’t know why else you’d ask.

I'm glad you did not, otherwise I might have punched you in the face...No, I asked because you had no clue what hipsters were. I would expect you've seen a girl wear them before, but I don't know what kind of girls you're interested in.

Whoa, that’s something personal and shit. Why? Are you jealous?

And my underwear is not personal? Why would I be jealous?

I’ve been known to enjoy a drink or two. Maybe I’ll buy you one sometime.

I like my drink after work too, helps me to focus my mind on something else. That would be very kind of you, maybe I'll see you around

No, that bird deserves no sympathy. It deserves hate. I hate it so much, but I can’t bring myself to delete this damn game.

Ow dear lord, the bird must have done something very horrible. If you can't delete it, there is not much to do about it either. 

Hipsters? Like.. the guys with the glasses? You wear them?

No, not those. Do you only sleep with women that wear thongs? It's a kind of underwear, without glasses. Google them or something.

Fuck you, Flappy Bird.

Well, doesn't that sounds just... pleasant. That poor bird.

Well.. no.. but their underwear isn’t showing in their new dress so.. I thought we could share.. I just did, now it’s your turn.

Mine is not... Ugh okey fine. I wear thongs, but not very often alright. Hipsters are more my thing, sexy yet not uncomfortable

I just thought it’d be a fun fun fact. I don’t wear thongs, I wear briefs. It keeps the package in place.

Do you ask other girls about their underwear often? Is this a trend I'm missing out on? I don't have a package to keep in place, luckily. So cross those off your list then. 

Well, okay.. Let’s try this then.

Crying, really?

Because you were willing to tell me what you’re not wearing so you could save us all some time..

I'm not gonna play this game with you. No winking is going to change that or innocent smiles are going to change that.

Well, I don’t know what kind of girl you are, and I’ll probably mess this up, but I’ll play it safe and go with a Cosmopolitan.

I'm usually the girl that loves the strong drinks, and I've never had a cosmopolitan before. But I heard there is wodka in it, so I'm really curious about the flavour. Who know, maybe I love it.

Mm, why thank you.

Isabel, pleasure to meet you. No, I don't think so, unless you visit the bar in town sometimes. Or the hospital, whatever works. I'm not that great with names, but I promise I'll try to remember

Do you wear thongs then..?

Why on earth would I share such information with you?