just a texas guy

I thought of a stupid satirical play about the four leaders of a Maga/Reform type party discussing what they're going to do to win the election and the only line I can think of is "People say we're too sexist, that we 'hate women' and 'would remove all their right' so what if... we kill all the women so there's no sexism" and everyone claps

but if there's no women, who are they gonna objectify and sexualize? men?

The leaders pause for a moment "that...would be gay"

I made a joke to my friend today about how it's so sexist that people will make fun of some women for being excited over things like singers and clothing while say it's normal for men to be excited over football and my male science teacher heard this and went "oh I'm sorry 😟 I'm sorry if I'm sexist 😟" and I was shocked like "no no it's okay you're not sexist oh god"

highkey homephobic that i still have to be doing school in pride month what is this bullshit

listen, I did my best to make every school get out in May so that gay people could do whatever they wanted in June. Unfortunately, I live in Alabama, and apparently I didn’t extend that power to most parts of the world, just southern US. Mb.

I can literally confirm that love is not a sin guys stop being homophobic

Koro-sensei slapping the shit out of class 3-E because they fractured an old man's knee was not on my season 2 bingo card

Great show, no notes

DID YOU KNOW THE ENGLISH DUB FOR ISOGAI IS SAIKI K

also kyo in the 2019 fruits basket

do you remember, the ... uh....

go on...

Had a dream a couple of days ago where some younger kids on my street were nearby, the youngest asking "who is [opposite gender pronouns]?" (Because neither of them know that I use they/them) and in my mind I went "ah yes, I've achieved a peak androgynous look."

anyone above 5'2 will be getting bullied by me

i slept on my neck wrong so now when i blink too hard i hit the floor in pure agony

Yall for your information i use it/its and xey/xem pronouns as well can yall please use those pronouns for me please or I'll cry