Nyxaria

see i can't be at carnival bc the moment a nigga try to get behind me someone's getting shot 💔 and now everyone gotta go home

the hottest thing you can do is communicate btw

i love when someone remembers something i told them months ago

“im a gross incel pervert” youre 14 and want to jerk off thats literally it

12 year olds will genuinely drink a monster and act like they’re getting high

i hate the concept of leading someone on for a rebound. like just go heal wtf.

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

if you call your girlfriend a bitch you gotta die I don’t make the rules

“lesbians crave men when they’re ovulating” Bitch when i’m ovulating i crave Huge Fat boobs in my face and a Huge Fat strap stretching me out

computa, how to get a girlfriend, quickest route, no extra time. please and thank you, computa

i hateee driving please someone let me be a passenger princess ill be on my knees begging please