space gecko's day out

if you hate jazz you will die and go to hell

blew a .15 blood mana on the breathalyzer at a necromancy checkpoint and the guardsman demanded to search my carriage trunk for skeletons. needless to say i went for his crossbow

man having your life even a little bit together will really make you realize how chronically sleep-deprived and poorly fed and under-enriched everyone is and then when they turn to you to implicitly agree that that's just the natural state of existing you feel like the asshole for being like "actually I think you might benefit from eating breakfast regularly and picking up a new hobby"

asked my students if they wanted to share stories about what they did over spring break and this kid goes "you know the field behind costco?" and we all nod and he says "I got lost in the field behind costco."

it probably feels kind of good to get forcibly shut down as a frozen computer

rewatching deep space 9. i like when they want to make it look like a character is swamped in work but they don't use paper in the setting so you'll just see captain sisko at his desk surrounded by ipads

spin the wheel and assign an animal to prev

new year. new me. same great value

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.