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Aqua scream in English
this has better comedic storytelling than my own shit
oh his shit is falling apart right now. Like, his whole fucking life is coming down. Girls are comming forward about the things he’s said and done to them, he owes roughly 1 million in taxes, fines and fees, the government is watching him, he’s hemorrhaging followers and patrons and therefore money, he’s going grey, his skin is all fucked up, teen girls no longer want to come to his house because he’s old…its all coming down
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I enjoy that Breath of the Wild has a thermometer because it allows me to know with precision that I’m making Link walk through -17 degree farenheit weather just so if I can see if there’s anything on the top of the mountain. There was not. I also enjoy that Zelda pops into my head to tell me whenever the blood moon arrives because it shows that she can contact me, she is aware of the passage of time, and she would like to inform Link that another month has passed, should Link care to come down from the mountain and please kill Ganon at some point.
Zelda holding back Ganon by sheer willpower alone, watching as Link elsewhere in the world dies after flying off a cliff while he was trying to pop a wheelie on his magic motorcycle as he murdered mountain goats for meat he didn’t need
I just found a really old blog where a bunch of people genuinely tried to buy an island for Tumblr people to live on, and the entire blog was just them arguing about what the laws on that island should be and how they should fund it
the url is teamisland if anyone wants to look back in horror
the juxtaposition of these two posts is the only evidence you ever need that no one on this website should ever be allowed power
here’s’s the only list of rules that would’ve ever happened on a tumblr island
Rule #1: Extreme violence is prohibited on this island. Please live peaceful and relaxing lives with your fellow students.
Rule #2: Be considerate of each other and work together to obtain Hope Fragments.
Rule #3: Littering is not allowed. Let us coexist with this island’s bountiful nature in “mutual prosperity”.
Rule #4: The lead teacher cannot directly interfere with the students. An exception to this rule is made if any student violates a rule.
Rule #5: Once a murder takes place, a class trial will begin shortly thereafter. Participation is mandatory for all surviving students.
Rule #6: If the blackened is exposed during the class trial, they alone will be executed.
Rule #7: If the blackened is not exposed, the remaining students will be executed.
Rule #8: As a reward, the surviving blackened will be forgiven of their crime and allowed to leave the island.
Rule #9: The Body Discovery Announcement will play as soon as three or more people discover a body for the first time.
Rule #10: Destroying any property of this island without permission is expressly prohibited. This includes the surveillance cameras and monitors.
Rule #11: You are free to investigate this island at your own discretion. Your actions in this regard are not limited.
Rule #12: The blackened may only kill a maximum of two people during any single “killing game”.
Last Rule: Additional School Trip Rules may be added at the headmaster’s discretion.
i tried my best on this , also please dont tag this in ship of any kind but here is an attempt aesthetic on bayonetta and her new adoptive sons lucas and ren/akira
TRIPLE SIX FIVE FORKED TONGUE SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL HOW I SHOT IT ON ONE TAKING IT BACK TO THE DAYS OF TRYING TO LOSE CONTROL SWERVING IN A BLAZE OF FIRE RAGING THROUGH MY BONES OH SHIT I’M FEELIN IT TAKYOOON HELL YEAH FUCK YEAH I FEEL LIKE KILLIN IT TAKYOOON

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You are illiterate
Some of you did not spend your childhoods making potions out of random leaves and berries and twigs and just throwing them all in a tub of water and stirring it with a big stick you found and it shows.
Mads avoiding Death Stranding questions as an art form

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you know that part in emperor’s new groove when devil kronk is like “that’s nothing. look what I can do” and does a one-handed handstand and then angel kronk is like “he’s got a point”? that’s two brain cells representation babey