Ask Loki

I do not care to bother learning or using the slang of such a primitive culture

Greetings

Mmm... I am fine

My absence has been rather regrettable, has it not?

You know the ever common saying of your people. "Practice, makes perfect"

I heard you enjoyed puns?

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Hilarious

Excellent, I am always pleased by more army members.

You already have

The best solution in time such as these, is to get help lost one. With time you may find yourself in your feet once more, but this is hard to do alone. Seek help

As you rightly should. Welcome to the fold.

No, I'm fine with not touching Midguardians

Take away everything they love and cherish, while they are powerless to do anything but watch. The way you do this is up to you, but do let me know how it goes

Wash it well, and apply the proper hair care treatments. I believe you have something called “conditioner” which works in the same way as our Asgardian treatments. Or know a little seidr

I am over 1000 years old, and also without a partner. You don't need one. Unecessary relationships will foil your plans and leave you vulnerable.

Although better then a midgardian, she’s not my type. Thor would be be a far better suitor for the drunk traitor.

I  made myself… useful