you wanna be a princess

official hyena post

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

(pulling a painted vase out of my wallet) and this is my youngest at his first nose ring fitting. isn't he handsome

just saw the phrase "abortionable amount of weeks pregnant"

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

He strutted his shit kinda

my beautiful baby who i'm naming untitled document

i can't seem to find my baby

something has to be done about mormons this cannot continue

It’s literally just a religion like any other. Im sick of people acting like this about my culture

you gotta get outta there

galadriel voice "things that were once $5 are now $20"

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too