babe

next time you question a risky outfit choice think of what Harry Styles would want you to do

whitney houston was right. i wanna dance with somebody (who loves me).

so apparently the “bad vibes” I’ve been feeling are actually “severe psychological distress”

you say ‘what’s up?’, we say ‘VAS HAPPENIN?’ you say mcdonalds, we say NANDO’S. you say the beach, we say MALABAMI. you say junk food, we say CARROTS.  you say a pigeon, we say KEVIN! you say spoons, we say NO WAY! we are love. we are one. we are directioners <3

‪90s babies how do we feel about entering our 30s in this new decade?‬

I’ve decided to be sexier in 2020. There will be with no actual effort on my part, l just intend to be perceived as such

in 2O2O yall better feel the rain on ur skin! NO ONE ELSE can feel it for u. period

Slutty in theory but not in practice

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

I’m still proud of the fact that a couple of years ago, I tweeted to Sarah Michelle Gellar and asked if Stern had paid up on his bet. To my great surprise, she actually replied and said he hadn’t and he owed them money. 😂😂