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Mugman: How is the most beautiful person in the world?

Devil: *blushing* I—

Cuphead, butting into the conversation: Dicey is perfect, thanks for asking.

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Chalice: Why are your tongues purple?

Cuphead: We had slushies. I had a red one.

King Dice: I had a blue one.

Chalice: Oh.

Chalice:

Chalice: OH.

Mugman:

Mugman: Where is my slushie?

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Mugman: What are you in the mood for?Devil: World domination.

Mugman: That's a bit ambitious.

Devil: You are my world.

Mugman: Aww…

Devil:

Mugman:

Devil:

Mugman: Oh.

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King Dice: This food is too hot… I can't eat it.

Cuphead: You're very hot, and I still eat you.

Everyone at the table: *silence*

Mugman: You guys are disgusting!

Elder Kettle: One dinner… I just want ONE DINNER!

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Mugman: How do I tell The Devil that I want him to yell at me like he's Gordon Ramsey and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?

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Mugman: The stars are so beautiful…

Devil: They're just giant balls of gas.

Mugman: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-

Devil: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.

Mugman: Oh…

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King Dice: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

Cuphead: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

King Dice:

King Dice: You mean ring bearER, right?

Cuphead:

King Dice: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

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Mugman: What are you getting King Dice for the holidays?

Cuphead: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when he already got everything he could've ever wanted when he married you. So I'm not sure yet.

Devil: I'm getting King Dice a divorce lawyer.

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King Dice: Why are you burning our marriage certificate!?

Cuphead: Good luck trying to return me without a receipt.

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*Trying to cheer Mugman after a break up*

Cuphead: You broke up with Devil for a reason.

Mugman: I know, I know. I’m just so tired of missing him. Tired of wondering why he hasn’t called. Why hasn't he called?

Chalice: Maybe because you told him not to.

Mugman: What are you, the Memory Person?

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King Dice: You know, Mugman gives Devil flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.

Cuphead: Okay.

*Later*

Cuphead: *gives Devil flowers*

Devil: ???

Cuphead: I don't know, I'm confused as well.

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Devil: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Mugman: I wrote you a poem.

Devil, already crying: You did?

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King Dice: Is something burning?

Cuphead, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

King Dice: Cuphead, the toaster is literally on fire.

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Cuphead, internally: Wait, is he into me? Quick, Cuphead, make a bad joke and see if he laugh!

Cuphead: Hey King Dice, what do you call a famous turtle? A shellebrity.

King Dice, laughing: That's a funny one!

Cuphead, internally: Well, that’s not a fair test. That joke’s hilarious.

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King Dice: Look, last night was a mistake.

Cuphead: A sexy mistake.

King Dice: No, just a regular mistake.

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Devil: Mugman, you love me, right?

Mugman: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

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Devil: We’re getting married, bitches!

Mugman: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

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