LUCIFER

I liked your post because I love you but I did not reblog it because you are insane and I have no idea what you are talking about

My dad’s funeral was funnier than friends

you all have permission to laugh at this it’s okay

reblogging because I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I’ve never seen the happy ending!! 

my favorite part of gay culture is calling something homophobic that is obviously Not Homophobic and watching non-lgbt ppl get their shit in a twist over it

awwwwww♥

This is the cutest shit ever everything else can go home

Someone moving your necklace clasp back to the nape of your neck is a top tier form of intimacy that’s quite frankly ... unmatched....

girls will project when giving advice and then be like. "I'm the mom friend."

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Oh cool thanks for the wifi password

Being 18-25 is like playing a video game where you’ve skipped the tutorial and you’re just sort of running about with no idea how anything works

oh my goddd. I thought it was great from the beginning but it only gets better

*sound of my brittle heart shattering