Guard Doggy

@yourloyalguarddog

A puppy dedicated to protecting the sophonts of the world!!

66 posts

its been awhile

creator of this blog speaking, hi! as you can probably tell , ive not posted in forever, I just kinda lost motivation to do any of this and I dont wanna continue, but I realize that its not fair tom y followers to just leave the blog,even though I already did, so IM just letting everyone know im still going to be on tumblr as @registered-cryptid, thats my main and always will be my main, its not hdg focused, its just any of my random thoughts, but if you like me and havent yet consider following me there im gonna leave the account up cause some people have enjoyed my posts and I dont wanna take htat from them, also so my followers can discover this post and thus follow my main if they want to, I appreciate all the fun I had on this, enjoy the rest of your day everyone

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yourloyalguarddog

IM GONNA GET IMPLANTED SOOOON

I hear implants make florets super duper mega strong >:3 so that means I'll be able to guard people better >:3 I'm so excited!

gardenia-nettle-first-floret-de

Congrats~ can’t wait to see you all affectionate and clinging to Miss Rholiese like how I cling to mommy.

yourloyalguarddog

I already do that though ^w^

IM GONNA GET IMPLANTED SOOOON

I hear implants make florets super duper mega strong >:3 so that means I'll be able to guard people better >:3 I'm so excited!

#hdg rp #human domestication guide #hdg #puppygirl #puppyposting #hdg posting

littlemissferalist

🌻

I had a minor spat with @yourloyalguarddog about color The Juice tastes like

yourloyalguarddog

It tastes blue >:(

So I just gave my Guard Dog Floret @yourloyalguarddog a Taser biomod integrated with her teeth. This was after she begged with her puppydog eyes to help her accomplish her job as a Guard Dog better. <w< >w> No one may call me a boring Affini ever again. You hear that? I'm going to have to write sooooo much paperwork for this >w<

yourloyalguarddog

MY TEETH ARE MAGICAL YAHOOO

>w> Give me your biggest AWOO! Ellie~ ^w^ I wanna see your smile shine brightly~!

yourloyalguarddog

AWOOOOOOOO

#hdg rp #hdg #hdg posting #hdg shitposting #good floret #awoo

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So I just gave my Guard Dog Floret @yourloyalguarddog a Taser biomod integrated with her teeth. This was after she begged with her puppydog eyes to help her accomplish her job as a Guard Dog better. <w< >w> No one may call me a boring Affini ever again. You hear that? I'm going to have to write sooooo much paperwork for this >w<

yourloyalguarddog

MY TEETH ARE MAGICAL YAHOOO

#hdg rp #hdg #hdg posting #hdg shitposting #good floret

Sorry I haven't been active lately, ever since i became a floret life's been so mmehruryr

It's hard to describe, I'm meeting. So many new people (and not people).

Anyway I'm watching a dog girl today yahoo!!!!

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Congrats on @yourloyalguarddog on becoming one of my new lovely Florets~ >w< They are a very cute doggo~. One who is quite proud and caring for their fellow Floret sisters and sophonts of all kind. >w> @vampuppy-floret has also taken quite the liking to them~ ^w^ I can't wait for the many great experiences that I get to show Ellie Monarda, Fourth Floret during her new life as my lovely, fluffy, and cute Pet~

yourloyalguarddog

Awawawawawa.....yea this is why I've been gone a few days...I was busy getting turned into a. Floret...

This doesn't change much though I'm still gonna be guarding the entire universe!!!

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Sry for the mixup… maybe plommy can let us both be her knot sleeves. Mine will call us good girls as we pant for her…

- knot sleeve floret, also in heat

Um, hh, sorry um....😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫...im not interested in sex with affini, even if that sounds....really really really nice

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yourloyalguarddog

*knocks on your door*

HEEEEY GUARD PUPPY. Its me PRINCESS KITTY. I heard that you are in heat and so my maid made you some cupcakes. Open the door so I can give you them and also do other stuff

What......why....are you stalking me

*the dog answers the door, with an oversized shirt on, all sweaty and suffering*

Gimme one of those then I guess...

*she eats a cupcake and invites thw cat inside*

M-make this quick, and be nice....

truekittyprincess

YAY, wait ill just need to grab my binoculars from the bushes cuz i think i left them there.

yourloyalguarddog

....im gonna regret this but I'm lonely so I don't even care anymore

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*knocks on your door*

HEEEEY GUARD PUPPY. Its me PRINCESS KITTY. I heard that you are in heat and so my maid made you some cupcakes. Open the door so I can give you them and also do other stuff

What......why....are you stalking me

*the dog answers the door, with an oversized shirt on, all sweaty and suffering*

Gimme one of those then I guess...

*she eats a cupcake and invites thw cat inside*

M-make this quick, and be nice....

#hdg rp #human domestication guide #hdg #puppygirl #puppyposting

Saw u were in heat… would u make a floret your knot sleeve 🥺👉👈

Oh uhm uh you misunderstand, I need to be a knot sleeve, not the other way around, sorry for the misunderstanding!

#hdg rp #human domestication guide #hdg #puppygirl #puppyposting

Ugh...guys I'm in heat.. I won't be able to guard anyone dor a few days......im sorry this is really hard for me....really need to be kissed and-and more, but puppy is not willing to uh....say more....

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Guys...biorhythms are kinda awesome...not a seed just....wruff

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So the cat I watched replaced my regular shampoo with brainwash, I don't know why it's appeared twice in my life but I used it by accident and got absolutely zonked, although I remember it this time so I guess I'm building up my tolerance.

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florted-puppygirl-lisa

So...you have a implant growing for you...what's gonna happen? What are you gonna do? This must feel like a betrayal...

From @yourloyalguarddog

F-frost I can't go back to my hab, can I? Dirt, dirt, DIRT!

florethandlerphelia

poor dear petal what's wrong?~ I know how to help, Lisa, just look deep into my eyes... listen to my voice. *vines delicately lift lisa's gaze to match phelia's*

florted-puppygirl-lisa

No no no! I-I thought to believed in me, how could you!? You were growing a worm this whole time?

*the puppygirl is clearly irate and trying to fight Phelia's gaze*

florethandlerphelia

Oh Lisa petal, I do believe in you! That implant is merely a failsafe I'm required to have in place, but you're a good girl! You've been so obedient and just today you helped save your friend Zoey from herself~.

*Lisa feels a slight sting as injectors deliver As and Es into her system, she can feel the warm fuzzy calm feeling spreading though her*

florted-puppygirl-lisa

*Lisa visibly calms down, slowly falling into trance at the sparkling of Mx. Phelia's eyes*

S-so you won't need it? Then get rid of it, please? I'm good, I'll behave, I'll make you proud and pass my wardship...

*Each word seems to get fainter as Lisa succumbs more to her Wardens biorythm*

florethandlerphelia

you poor thing. You really should rest this away how about you rest with me tonight and we can just forget about the whole thing? Doesn't that sound nice?~

*Lisa feels another prick, the nape of her neck having a slight tingle as a Z flower covers her face. Lisa will wake up to with no belief in today being real, that it was all just bad dream.*

yourloyalguarddog

Evil mean lying affini....grrrrrr grrr wruffwruff grrrr

yourloyalguarddog

I'm going out to watch a really mean princess kitty, her owner gave her a talking too though supposedly so she should be fine

Wish me luck!

truekittyprincess

GUESS WHO JUST GAVE GUARD PUPPY XENODRUGGED CHOCOLATE!!!!

GONNA UPDATE YOU ON THE FUN WE HAVE TOGETHER NOW >:)

yourloyalguarddog

Awawawhrytuduegwrufdwrufdwrufd....wruff...wruff.....

truekittyprincess

I just put this fool in maid outfit hehehehe. She honestly should have been wearing it from the start!

But before that me and puppy had some fun! (which should prove beyond a shadow of a doubt i am not puppyphobic). Guard doggy is a great kisser I have to say, she should change her name to missy kissy or something like that cuz she seems much better at that than guarding anyone hohohoho.

As some of you may know I can't stratch her since I am declawed but my teeth work just fine so I left few marks on her pretty body so she can remember our time together. AND FOR THE SAME REASON I WROTE SO NAUGHTY UNLADY LIKE WORDS ON HER TUMMY WITH A MARKER. Oh my maid would be shocked by me using such a language hohoho.

When my owner returned guard doggy was already in maid outfit so she didnt even notice it ;3. Maid helped me to carry her back to her hab cuz she was way too high to do it on her own and my bed time was getting closer. Unfortunately in her hab i kinda pissed myself but maid cleaned it so guard doggy will never know about it.

also left a little surprise or two for her. Princess kitty out!

yourloyalguarddog

...wruff....what happened....why am I....in a maid outfit?

*suddenly the guard dog sits up straight, teeth bared at nothing.*

THAT CAT DRUGGED ME!

yourloyalguarddog

She wrote maidbait on my tummy, I can't beleive this wtf

truekittyprincess

are you sure that isnt just a birthmark?

yourloyalguarddog

I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna bite you.

Just after I have a bath cus i don't wanna go around with maidbait on my tummy

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