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HELLO :D WELCOME TO MY BLOG

I DRAW AND SOMETIMES I PAINT AND ALSO WRITE.

This kind of started out as an MCYT blog, but now I just post in whatever fandom interests me at the time (MCYT still, but also Slay The Princess, Cult Of The Lamb, Inscryption, Pokemon and Greek mythology). If you want to read more of my fics, my ao3 is YourLokaleScholar :D

A bit about me: I use she/her pronouns, I identify as aro/ace, I have autism, and I am a minor but I will not be revealing my age uwu. Call me Loki if you have to refer to me

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#The girl and the god - My original story/Minecraft fic that very much escalated. I wanted to write a story, so I used my Minecraft survival world as a starting point and just started building from there and suddenly there are eight chapters and still going strong! On my ao3. You shall have to be patient if you want to read them here.

#Poppy’s guide to the apocalypse - Another original story, about a girl in a post-apocalyptic Earth documenting the monsters that are what’s left of humanity (I keep saying I’m gonna post it more and I know it’s been months but I promise I haven’t given up on it (I say to my audience of one fan))

#Rosedtalks - Textpost tag, sometimes fandom related, sometimes just rambling

#Reblogging to piss off that one mutual - Pretty self-explanatory: just the reblogging tag. I’ve got an irl friend who follows me and DMs me, annoyed, whenever I go on reblogging sprees, since he has notifications turned on for me and they take up his screen. It never stops being funny

#the girl and the god #Poppy’s Guide to the Apocalypse #rosedtalks #reblogging to piss off that one mutual

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Okay mutuals I’ve been sending asks about it and trying to investigate but this may be easier, if you are interested in the Magnus archives, can you please please please interact with this post and tell me your favorite character or something? My favorite is Agnes Montague!!! I’d love to hear all your thoughts on tma :)

#yessssss it’s Michael #he is simply so bizarre and cryptic #and I love his vibes #also that backstory reveal was DEVASTATING #wait am I mutuals with you I actually forgot to check #the magnus archives #reblogging to piss off that one mutual #oh and Breekon and hope. for similar reasons #I love guys who are strange on purpose and revel in other peoples confusion

freakyolivelady

I think my 👀 brain is 👀 rotting 👀 in places 👀 I think my 👀 heart is ready to die 👀 I think my 👀 body is falling 👀 in pieces 👀 i thinj my blood is passing me by 👀

#but if I 👀 gave up on 👀 being pretty 👀 I wouldn’t know how 👀 to be alive 👀#I should move 👀 to a brand new city 👀 and teach myself 👀 how to die 👀#reblogging to piss off that one mutual

bipolyjack

babys first gay fiction podcast my beloved

#welcome to night vale #wtnv #reblogging to piss off that one mutual

ruby-white-rabbit

Night Vale had some of the BEST one off quotes that would just suckerpunch you in the chest leave you breathless

Like the one that stuck with me was this one:

"when a person dies and no one will miss them, the mourning is assigned to a random human. This is why sometimes you just feel sad."

It's been almost 11 years... It haunts me in a good way

ruby-white-rabbit

Know what? Tell me YOUR favorite WTNV quote. I wanna know what lingers in people's minds after all this time

slowmo420

“Are we living a life that is safe from harm? Of course not. We never are. But that’s not the right question. The question is are we living a life that is worth the harm?”

neosatsuma

“The past is gone, and cannot harm you anymore. And while the future is fast coming for you, it always flinches first and settles in as the gentle present.”

cephalopodvictorious

“Death is only the end of you assume the story is about you”

indieninja92

"There is a thin semantic line separating weird and beautiful, and that line is covered in jellyfish"

jb612

"Whisper a dangerous secret to someone you care about. Now they have the power to destroy you, but they won't. That's what love is."

ghostsinthecellar

from one of the books:

"Nothing there but a distant airplane crawling across the sky, red blinking lights, vulnerable in the vast empty, faint red beacons flashing the message HELLO. A SMALL ISLAND OF LIFE UP HERE, VERY CLOSE TO SPACE. PRAY FOR US. PRAY FOR US."

last-haven

The desert seems vast, even endless, and yet scientists tell us that somewhere, even now, there is snow.

#wtnv #night vale #welcome to night vale #reblogging to piss off that one mutual

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July 31, 2026 - A cannabis dispensary in Michigan, USA, responded to the Flock camera that was put up facing their parking lot by blocking it with a "NO FLOCK ZONE" sign. [video]

noneedtofearorhope

apparently, this is in response to a wisconsin man who frequented the shop being arrested after wisconsin jackboots noticed his frequent trips to a legal state

Police in Wisconsin searched a man's car for cannabis because Flock cameras told them he often traveled to Michigan, where weed is legal.

#fucking hell guys #anti-surveillance #surveillance #cctv #reblogging to piss off that one mutual

striders

jon-jarchivist-sims

Hold on, let me look something up real quick

jon-jarchivist-sims

Yeah this is funny

im-a-goat-in-disguise

#laugh rule #reblogging to piss off that one mutual

artyphex

“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do

Make her shorter if you must

Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward

moonwatcher13

Take your male alien bodytype, make her like 4 feet taller, give her an extra set of arms and sharper teeth, and as muscular as shit.

Boom.

skywalkerchick1138

lemonsharks

Give her natural camouflage and make the man like this

Make them exactly the same size and shape but different colors

Give him a huge flock of babies following him around to show off what a great lay he is

Surprise mPreganté

Exactly the same but one of them has a cool hat (you decide which)

Give her a sensible haircut for successful hunting while he has a big dumb mullet so big and dumb the food can see him coming and book it

Please just for the love of pie do not begin and end with boobs

#like okay yes sure I guess technically this alien race could have convergently evolved to look like humans #and by pure cosmic coincidence the female ones have massive hips and also boobs #but. it’s equally as possible for the male ones to have COINCIDENTALLY evolved to look like hot human women #and significantly funnier #what I’m saying is I want to see a flirtatious space pirate deeply embarrassed #or even better questioning his sexuality #reblogging to piss off that one mutual

enthyrea

i miss you, and the summers have returned.

original poem by sara kleijn 🪐

#STOPPPPPPP #project hail mary #ryland grace #eva stratt #reblogging to piss off that one mutual

koifee

So a wizard and an ancient construct walk into a tavern.

#oh you’re so right #phm #project hail mary #ryland grace #rocky the eridian #reblogging to piss off that one mutual

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decemberisforbidden

oh my god it’s way too late in the night

#wifies fanart #the search for the leviathan #hummer5718 #reblogging to piss off that one mutual

avo0930

bro i was about to give up about seven times while drawing this but guess what. trust the process and never give up buddy 🙂‍↕️ btw this vid was banger i love arg

#fandom is already insane #like holy SHIT #the search for the leviathan #wifies #reblogging to piss off that one mutual

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Leonid Pasternak (Ukrainian, 1862–1945) - The Torments of Creative Work

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oh leonid, we're really in it now

wintersmitth

Leonid, you really understand it.

alexaloraetheris

Save me Leonid, from my empty Word document

elodieunderglass

Leonid what should I do about the emails

letitrainathousandflames

Babe are you okay? you reblogged Leonid Pasternak's Torments of Creative Work again

#oh my god he gets it #leonid pasternak #ukrainian art #reblogging to piss off that one mutual

pmamtraveller

"Hang In There Baby" by Katie Aki

#reblogging to piss off that one mutual

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

it's healthy for academics to have professional feuds. enrichment activity

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

Holy shit. "The demese ef the Ne'enderthels: Wes lengege a fecter?" published in the Science magazine

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

short but sweet

gigglepuffpixie

#legendary #reblogging to piss off that one mutual

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Apokuna, Champion of Morpheus, in the Hades style

#fuck I guess I’m getting into another minecraft SMP #pantheon smp #reblogging to piss off that one mutual

hopeful-trekkie-deactivated2022

James T. Kirk:

-Graduated in the top 4% of his year -was bullied by jocks -Is a history nerd -was so much of a teacher’s pet that he cheated on an exam and was commended for it -Was referred to as “a stack of books with legs”

Jean-Luc Picard:

-Spent all his free time drinking in pubs and playing billiards -broke more hearts than he can remember -started a bar fight that ended up in him being stabbed in the heart -likes to explore dangerous ruins of ancient civilizations for fun -wouldn’t even have become a starship captain if he wasn’t this much of a hothead

And yet people still manage to get it backwards???

kalinara

I think it’s a problem of First Officer, really.

Jim Kirk seems like a wild man because he’s standing next to calm, logical Spock.*

Meanwhile, Picard seems stately and dignified because he’s standing next to Will “Any alien physiology is bangable if you just put some thought into it” Riker*.

* Of course THEN, we get to the next layer, which is that Spock is the dude who told the Vulcan Science Academy to fuck itself, while Riker plays the trombone.

The Federation is a confusing place.

cvrc11

It’s definitely also a casting thing, to be fair. Shatner got a SCRIPT that said “play a giant gay nerd” but he played him like a jock fuckboy, and Stewart’s script said “play a jock fuckboy” and he played him like a giant gay nerd. Both of these were inspired decisions and I love them for making them.

lytefoot

It’s age, too. We see Picard after he’s grown out of his nonsense. In the first episode, he has a talk with Riker like, “Hey, just so you know? I hired you because you got written up for calling out your last captain when he was being a dumbass. I consider calling me out when I’m being a dumbass to be an important part of your job.”

Meanwhile, Kirk is young and apparently hot (if you’re into that sort of thing) and all the alien ladies, through no fault of his own, want to bang him 100% of the time–this isn’t a thing he does on purpose and indeed is something he’s often horrified and baffled by.

elidyce

I personally like that every Starfleet Officer ever seen has ‘Shenanigans’ as one layer of their personality, all that varies is how far down it is and what prompts it.

#star trek #reblogging to piss off that one mutual

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