why did I make this

S q u a r t

8 hour shifts are created by the government to make people want to kill themselves. You can read all about it in my manifesto

avoidance is lowkey funny because it’s like i don’t want love on the off chance that it gets taken away from me and then i have to become john wick or something

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

feeling a migraine of the ages approaching gotta go sleep FAST to maybe just maybe fall asleep before it gets me

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

Avoidance Waffle.

Delusional Cracker

Paranoia Pretzels

The really weird autistic sweet spot where you just say things you think and people find you super funny