Caesar Flickerman

Dad?!!???

Ch-Chelsea? I. Well. Are you younger? I swear you look like you're fifteen again. God I miss those years.

Do you happen to have any that gives me a dick again orrrr?

Haven't really come across the need for that so...

I didn’t want any, take it back.

I will, as a matter of fact. I don't intend to waste a drop.

It’s what happens when we’re best in the business. Are you going to come over for dinner this weekend? Please say yes. I can’t remember the last time we did some family bonding.

I wouldn't miss it. It's been too long, we have a lot of catching up to do.

Well, it’s just been these past couple of months where he’s been MIA. He always tried to be there for me when I was younger so, of course, I was raised by a brilliant man.

I know, I’m sorry. Things have been crazy lately. I just get ready to go home and all of a sudden I need to cover something else. But you know how that is, miss rising star.

Oh, you have no idea! I can’t even get a hold of him for dinner and I’m his own daughter. Can you believe that?!

Well, that's just horrible. However did you manage to grow into such a smart young woman with a father like that?

Has anyone seen my dad?

I hear he's a difficult man to get a hold of, that guy.

So the lamb stew is still pretty good....

Just like your big sister, aren't you? I recommend trying the roast duck with raspberry glaze. It's to die for, no matter what anyone else tells you.