i wanna be his girlfriend that he brings around everywhere and has sit in his lap when he smokes cigars. like let me just sit on his thigh with his hand on my back while he talks to all of his friends.
oh my God I need that old man
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A drunken sleepover
Another random little one shot with emily that i just came up with as i went along hope you enjoy!
emily prentiss x reader, dom!emily
warnings: smut, drinking, dom!sub?, mommy kink, and edging.
The dim glow of the bar lights seems to blur around you as you finish your 4th? No, 5th? Who knows what number drink youâre on tonight honestly, you were just meant to come out for a wind-down after a long case, but when your sparkly, hyper co workers asking to take shots, who are you to say no? Anyways, thatâs how you end up like this, leaning against your co worker, the Emily Prentiss.
Emily sips slowly on her drink; sheâs far from drunk and she doesnât plan on getting there anyway; that has something to do with her concern for her younger teammate who seems gone.
You notice Penelope get up to go dance and try to push yourself up to stand, which is when you find yourself fallen into the lap of her, Emily.
You stare into her deep brown eyes god their beautiful, before snapping out of it.
âShit, erm, sorry, I just wanted to danceeeee!â you slur but donât make any movements to leave her lap.
She rests her hand on your waist
steading you before replying.
âHi there, you seem like you need to go home now.â Emily says worried but trying to play it off.
âNooo, Iâm staying,â you pout, to which Emily just laughs at.
You stay there for a moment perched on her lap before deciding if youâre already there and she doesnât seem to be complaining, you might as well sit on her properly.
âGetting comfy there, sweetheart?â Emily says teasingly at your wiggling around in her lap.
This makes you flush a nice pink colour, which makes Emily laugh again, to which you pout.
âYouâre really mean, you know.â
You whine at her.
âMm maybe but you love it donât you?â You can only shake your head too drunk to tell if sheâs really flirting with you or not.
Once again you find yourself lost in her eyes which is when you mutter out âYour reallyyy pretty you know?â you say quietly.
âYeah i couldâve guessed that by the amount of times i catch you looking at me.â She replies smugly smirking down at you.
âNo need to be so cocky Prentissâ you say half teasingly half still embarrassed you actually said that to her.
You start to feel like itâs home time so you stand up. âIâm gonna go nowâŠâ you say but your hands stay on the wall thatâs holding you up.
âNot by yourself youâre not.â Emily interjects.
Well youâre not going to argue with that woman taking you home even if itâs just friendly like youâve been trying to convince yourself this whole time youâve worked together.
âFineeeeâ you slur before squealing at the surprise of being picked up bridal style by Emily.
âWell you couldnât walk yourself, sweetheartâ She says before you can even protest, not that you would you love how strong she feels walking with you like this.
After a minute or so you reach her car where she sets you down and buckles you in before driving across the city.
You pull up to an apartment building, notably not yours which is a shock, youâre not as drunk as before, still a bit tipsy maybe but nothing like an hour ago.
âUmm where are we?â You ask confused.
âWeâre at my place you are not in any state to be alone right now princess.â Emily says in that tone you know means thereâs no use arguing.
âIf you wanted me over so badly you couldâve just said no need for the superhero act, Prentiss.â
You say teasingly to which she just rolls her eyes and helps you up the stairs.
Her apartment is nice, bland but nice nonetheless. You walk around and the stand in the middle of the living space.
âYou can sleep in my room iâll take the couch.â She says like thatâs an obvious thing.
âEmily i couldâve just went home what?â
âNo you couldnât have you were too drunk.â She says even though she knows itâs not entirely true, maybe she does just want you close.
âWell then we can sleep together!â You say, your drunken mind unaware of the implications your statement has.
âOh baby, you want that?â She says in a tone you have never heard her speak in before thatâs when you realise your mistake and blush stuttering.
âUm- I- Oops well i mean i wouldnât mind that obviously i just meant you know that we could sleep next to eachother-â
Emilyâs eyes darken as she hears that you wouldnât mind, in one moment sheâs at the other side of the room pushing you against the wall.
âYou wouldnât mind, would you?â
She says smugly to which you can only nod at.
She kisses you like a woman starving, heat immediately goes south, she might be the best kisser youâve ever tried.
She moves her hands down your body before moving you through the hall into a room where you fall back into a bed.
âAre you going to be a good girl for mommy?â Emily asks her eyes significantly darker.
You have no idea how she knew you were into that kinda stuff, you can only nod your acceptance.
âWords please baby if youâre not up for that type of thing we can do it differentlyâŠâ
âNo- no um I do.. I wanna yes please i want to be good for you.â You say quickly not wanting to miss your chance.
She places you on the bed softly before kissing you hard. After a minute she abruptly stands up âOne second baby.â she whispers in your ear before walking into her closet.
When she returns your jaw drops at the purple strap on that looks like it was made for her body your eyes trail over her toned body as she walks over to the bed pulling you up and toward the desk you didnât even realise was there til she bends you over it.
âYou okay, sweetheart?â she says softly, checking in.
âYes please, mommyâ you reply with which affects her clearly as she bottoms out immediately fucking you hard and accurately, you moan and squirm under which is when she spanks you hard to which you gasp tightening around her.
âStay still. I wonât repeat myself.â
She growls and you immediately comply not wanting her to ever stop.
Your getting close embarrassingly fast however, you couldnât care less right now as it feels so good, your just about to cum you can feel it coming itâs so close when she slows down before stopping completely.
âWhat the fuckâ you whine, youâre normally pretty good with edging but it felt so good you really wanted to cum.
âOnly good girls get to cum, sweetheart maybe you need a little reminder on how to be good huh?â Emily says in that voice, ugh that voice she sounds so sexy god.
âNo no i promise iâll be good please can i cum please.â you say begging already.
âHmm if you listen to me and wait til i say you can then i suppose you can cum.â she says offering a deal that you have to accept, youâre so turned on you would do anything to cum right now.
Suddenly, you hear a buzz come out of nowhere and then feel it as itâs placed on your clit. You donât even know where she got that from she hasnât even move, you think although you donât think for long as it feels so good especially when she starts moving inside of you again.
âThatâs it.â she murmurs in your ear getting you even closer.
âMommy please can i cum iâm so close.â
âAw i know sweetheart but not yetâ She says pulling the vibrator away and stilling inside you once again.
You whine and are about to complain when she flips you over so your laying on your back and thrust back into you hitting the spot perfectly now with this new angle, you cry out as the vibrator is placed back on your clit.
âOh Em- Mommy please it feels so goodâ you moan at the sensations as she finally lets you topple into your climax with you screaming.
After sheâs fucked you through the waves of your orgasm she pulls out slowly and cleans off your thighs, picking you up and placing you softly on her bed.
âWould you like a shower or anything before bed sweetheart?â she says so softly it melts your heart.
âMm no thanks ems.â you replied blissed out.
âOkay, love well youâre going to have to sit up for a minute iâll give you a hoodie of mine and some pyjama shorts for sleeping okay?â she says softly.
You whine but comply getting into her cozy pyjamas and then slipping into bed, she joins you shortly after and pulls you into her chest.
You could get used to this.
Faking It
Summary: Emily finds out youâve been keeping a secret from her and rectifies the situation.
Word count: 3.3k
Tags: bau!reader, established relationship, season 5/6ish Emily, JJ and Garcia non sexual appearance.
A/N: Iâm not gonna lie this is gratuitous as hell.
Inspired by *some* true events. Enjoy!
Warnings: PWP, slight degradation, mommy kink, fingering (r receiving), cunnilingus (r receiving), facesitting, mutual masturbation, top!Emily, bottom!reader, multiple orgasms, MDNI, 18+, Men (why would you even be here).
You hadnât had a proper girls night in weeks. From cases bringing the team to California to Wyoming to Florida, anywhere except home. You were all exhausted and in need of some relaxation. Penelope was usually the one to host but Emily insisted that you christen the new place. It had been almost a year of you and Emily being together. Two months of you both living together. At first you thought it would change the dynamic of the team. That Derek would start to be weird around you now that he couldnât openly flirt, that Spencer wouldnât know how to register it in his big beautiful brain, that Hotch would purposefully and constantly separate the two of you. To your surprise no one cared. Just like Emily knew they wouldnât.
âWhat do you think weâre the first two agents to ever date?â You remembered her saying this to you over your lunch hour downtown. While you were both still figuring out what things were between the two of you.
When you filed the paperwork with Strauss and Hotch you thought for sure it would ruin the team. That in a couple of months youâd have to switch departments. It all stayed the same. Except of course for some minor teasing. Derek couldnât help himself when he saw the both of you come into the office together now every morning. Dubbing you and Emily as The Lovebirds.
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Info: your moms friend Emily makes a strong impression on you. What happens if you have to see her and itâs only the two of yall alone??? Also I think ima do a part two to this but like really I wanna go crazyâŠ. Give me some suggestions???
Warnings: smut, degradation, slut use, meanish Emily not really, reader is 20 technically, age gap, praise kink, princess use, also I didnât really proof read sorryyy
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Melâs hot water tank isnât working so you offer her your shower whenever she needs it. đđ
Use My Shower
Melissa Schemmenti X Reader
A/n: ended up longer than I had planned but I kinda like how it unfolded. Let me know what yall think!
Warnings: sugar, spice, and everything niceâŠand some smut of course
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Itâs Friday and you all are in the break room watching the news. All except one.
Youâre sat at the table with your back to the window working on some last minute grading. You here some rustling and heavy feet fall on the floors of the hall. Melissa comes in groaning and moaning, muttering something under her breath.
The others turn upon her arrival and you watch from beneath the curtain of hair thatâs fallen in your face. You smirk at the pout thatâs taken hold of her lips. You know sheâs angry but you find it adorable for the normally sexy and threatening mean Italian lady.
The rest of the gang turn back to the tv, too afraid to endure her wrath this early. Except for Barb. âMelissa, dear. Whatâs going on? The kids havenât even started arriving yet?â
âYeah Red, whatâs got your panties in a bunch?â You meant to tease but now your mind is wondering what panties she has hugging those hips beneath her trousers.
âWhy are you so curious about my panties, huh?â
You were not expecting her to have a comeback amidst her frustration. You bite your tongue realizing your filter hasnât quite woken up this early in the day. But still she stares, daring you to press further.
âWhatever.â
She scoffs at you for resigning but turns to Barb as she aggressively doctors her coffee. âMy water heater is busted and they wonât send someone out til Monday. Didnât find out til I polar plunged in the shower this morning.â
Youâre assuming she realized before getting her hair wet since her curls were still bouncing and pulled back into a pony tail. You loved it when she wore her hair up.
âIâd offer you to come use mine over the weekend, sweetheart. But I do have Taylor and her family staying with us while the painters finish up their new place.â
âNah, itâs okay. Thanks anyways, Barb. Iâll figure it out.â She throws her bag over her shoulder and leaves for her classroom.
All day you contemplate offering up your guest room and hot water over the weekend. It would be a bold mood. You tease each other on the brink of flirting but thatâs just been your repertoire. Not to mention the big lesbian crush you have on her.
You pretty much talk yourself out of it. Youâre sure she has plenty of friends that she can stay with. Besides,you doubt she would want to share living quarters with you for the coming days. She probably take the cold showers possibly getting to know you in a different light.
After locking your class up you head for the parking lot. You almost made it but when you pass Melissaâs class she groans out punching the keys of her keyboard. âYouâve got to be kidding me!â
âAny luck?â You pop your head in. At the very you least youâd like to think you are somewhat friends and you do want to make sure she is okay.
âNope. I was gonna rent a hotel or air bnb for the weekend but everything is either booked or way out of my budget. Especially if I have to pay for a new water heater.â
âDonât spend money on a hotel room. I have a spare room and hot water.â And it was out before you even realized what you were saying.
She looked at you like youâd grown three heads. It was already out there and it would just be more awkward to take it back now so you just shrug your shoulders like the thought of her in your house barely phased you.
âDonât worry, I would ask you to do that. You can breathe.â
âI wasnât worried. And you arenât asking. Iâm offering. Câmon, donât be stupid and spend money on a hotel room. You donât even have to talk to me we can stay on different sides of the apartment. I have a nice tub, candlesâŠyou could even take a bath to relax the stress of the day away.â You really wish you could just stop talkingâŠlike 5 minutes ago.
âAre you sure?â
âYes, Iâm sure.â You lean over and close her search tabs and slick the sleep button for the screen.
âI can pay you.â
âNo need. If you are so inclined you can cook dinner tomorrow.â
âIâll cook tomorrow. A bubble bath actually sounds pretty good right now. Thanks, hon.â
She follows you to your apartment in her own car and the entire way you are teetering on the edge of full blown panic.
Did you finish putting the laundry away? Are there any dishes in the sink? Pretty sure your makeup was strewn across the bathroom counter.
You pull up to your apartments and point at your designated spot for her to park in while pulling into a visitor space yourself.
Grabbing your things you take a deep breath and meet her at her car. âYou didnât have to give me your spot, hon.â
âI donât mind. I wasnât planning on leaving anywhere this weekend and the visitor spaces usually fill up. This way you can still have a decent spot for when you come and go.â
âThank you.â She says as she follows you up to the third floor. âJeez, kid. You gotta carry groceries up 3 flights of stairs? Are you a one trip or multiple?â
âOne trip if I can.â You laugh. âBut usually itâs manageable, itâs just me. Not a lot of groceries and often I just get them delivered. I prefer the top floor. Better view, no footsteps above me and taller ceilings.â
âAll valid points.â
You unlock your apartment and allow her to enter first. You wait for judgement but she just hums as she looks around.
âSo. This is my humble abode. Go ahead.â
âItâs veryâŠyou. And not what I was expecting at the same time.â There are canvases of pictures with your family, your dog. Some artistic silhouettes fixtures line your walls. Nothing too flashy. âI didnât know you had a dog.â
âYeah, we fostered a lot of dogs but he adopted me. I visit him during our breaks. Sometimes I bring him back here for a few days.â
âFull of surprises.â
âIf you say so. Anyways here the guest room. Youâre the first to use it, actually. And the bathroom is right across the hall. Feel free to use the candles and the bubble bath supplies are right here under the sink.â
âShoot. I wasnât even thinking when we left the school. I donât have anything for after. Iâll have to run home to pack a bag.â
âIâve got plenty. Spare tooth brushes, skin care products... Iâve got some clothes you can borrow tonight if you want.â
She scans your body then arches an eyebrow. âI donât think this coolie is gonna fit into any of your clothes.â
You roll your eyes before disappearing into your own room. âI donât only wear tight fitting clothes and I have something of an ass!â You shout from your closet.
Sheâs leaning against your doorframe as you rummage through your drawers now for a pair of sweats. You hand them over with a band tee and she looks at you unconvinced but the smirk is present.
âI didnât say you didnât have an ass, hon.â She holds the sweats up appreciatively before folding them back into her arms.
You grab a towel from the hall closet and put it on the toilet seat for her. âDo you need one for your hair?â
âNot today, but tomorrow I will.â
âOkay, well Iâll leave you to it.â You help her start the water and plug the drain before leaving the bathroom. âI was thinking of pizza and wine tonight, do you have any requests?â
âIâm not picky. Just no pineapple.â
âYouâre no fun. Red or white?â
âWine or sauce?â
âOhâŠI guess both?â
âRed for both.â
âComing right up.â
You grab your phone, leaning over the counter top and place an order for pizza. Once youâve decided on a bottle of wine you're thankful that you finally remembered to buy a corkscrew.
After pouring two glasses, you hesitate with your next steps. Should you save it for when sheâs done or the pizza arrives. You know you personally prefer to have a glass of wine, lights off, candles lit, for a perfect relaxing bubble bath.
So you decide to bite the bullet. You can at least ask and she can decide. âHey Mel, did you want the wine now or when the pizza gets here?â
âNow would be amazing.â That answers that. You grab her glass off of the counter. Knocking on the door you wait for a response not sure what to expect. Maybe she was still dressed or in her towel and hadnât gotten in the water yet.
âItâs unlocked.â When you opened the door you definitely werenât prepared for the scene that unfolded.
The lights were off, and the flicker of the candles illuminated her red curls piled on top of her head and her creamy shoulders peaking out above the bubbles she was submerged under. Her eyes were closed and you can see the tops of her knees just beneath the blanket of suds.
Her head was back resting against the water pillow suctioned to the tub and you had to revert your eyes from lingering. âThanks, Y/n. This is exactly what I needed. Iâm gonna make you the best home cooked meal tomorrow night to thank you.â She moans as her muscles melted into the heat and itâs suddenly getting harder to breathe.
Must be from the steam. You need to get out and abandon ship.
âThatâs not necessary. A simple grilled cheese would suffice, honestly. Anyways. Hereâs the wine.â
âThank you. Will you let me know when the pizza is here?â
âOf course. Iâll just be in the living room. Holler if you need anything.â
âAnd what would I be needing?â
Your cheeks flushâŠagain from the heat. As in the temperature and the steam rising from the tub. âI donât know, itâs just a thing people say. Nevermind.â
You slip out of the bathroom and beeline for your own glass of wine before taking a healthy swig. âIâm so screwed.â
40 minutes felt like hours sitting with your thoughts trying to distract yourself.you started drawing in your sketchbook. You start off drawing a glass of wine and then you start sketching a female sitting on the edge of the rim. Starting with the legs. One toe was dipping into the liquid and the other was stretched bracing the other side of the rim. As your pencil starts the outline of her hips you realize the womanâs figure starts to resemble the woman currently occupying your bathroom.
Saved by the bell, or the knock, you shut the sketchbook and set it aside to answer the door and tip the delivery guy. Holding the box of pizza in one hand you knock on the bathroom door. âHey Melissa, pizzaâs here.â
âIâll be right out.â You hear the tub start to drain and make your way back into the kitchen to plate a slice for each of you and top off your wine leaving it uncorked to do the same to Melissaâs glass.
Meanwhile in the bathroom Melissa stands from the water thatâs now closer to room temp. Grabbing the towel she dries herself off when something catches her eye. She bites her lip as she reaches for a silicone fruit shaped vibrator in the shower caddy thatâs shelved in the corner.
She presses the power button and it buzzes to life in her hand. Her thumb traces over the suction spot at the tip and she giggles at the thoughts the little toy provokes in her head. Turning it back off she places it back where she found it.
Once dry, she lifts the shirt to her nose and inhales the scent sheâs recognized as your laundry detergent. Foregoing her bra, she pulls it over her head. Then the sweat pants she steps into each leg and shimmies then up her legs. Only a little snug around her ass but other than that they fit nicely. Completely commando underneath.
She comes out with her face void of makeup, in your loungewear, and barefoot and an empty glass in her hand. You have to shake your head to look away. How can this woman look immaculate 24/7? Itâs quite unfair.
She makes her way into the open kitchen and peers over the couch. âI didnât know you liked to draw?â She picks up your sketchbook and you panic for the 1000th time today.
âOh just mindless sketches. I donât really show them to anyone.â She looks at you and sees the panic and thankfully respects your privacy. She walks around to set it on a side table running her fingers along the binding.
âAnywaysâŠDinner is served, would you like a top off?â
Her head whips back at you and her eyebrows are almost meeting her hairline. âWhat?â
âA top off? On your wine?â
âRight. Yeah. Thank you.â
âWhat did you think I said?â
âNothing.â She says laughing to herself.
The two of you take up corners of the couch while eating your pizza and watching a movie. Once full you pull some papers up onto the arm of the couch, curling your knees up underneath you on the L shaped couch. Melissa has her legs stretched out, practically resting her feet against your hip.
Both of you grade in comfortable silence for a little while until she stifles a yawn. Youâve finished grading your last paper before reaching a hand out to her. You know sheâs mentioned being dyslexic before and sometimes grading papers takes longer than usual. Especially with some of the kids' penmanship.
âGive me some and we can knock this out and go to bed. That way itâs out of the way for the weekend.â
She looks at you quizzically for a moment before conceding.
âWhat was the prompt?â She tells you and you get to grading before pushing your glasses into your hair. You look over and sheâs fast asleep. You take the last two from her hands, doing your best not to wake her. Once graded you stack them on the coffee table and kneel beside Melissa.
You take a moment to memorize her peaceful features before brushing the hair out of her face. âPsst. Melissa.â You whisper trying to gently wake her. You slide her glasses from her face and set them behind you on the papers. âHey, you canât sleep out here or youâre gonna be a bitch tomorrow.â
That ears a smirk and a giggle as she blinks away the sleep from her eyes. âArenât I a bitch anyhow?â She says with her eyes closed, stretching out on the couch.
âOn occasion.â You agree. âLetâs not make tomorrow an occasion and get your ass to bed.â She smacks your arm before sitting up.
âYour couch is actually really comfortable.â
âI like my naps and Iâm kind of a hermit on the weekends. But Iâm still not leaving you on the couch when thereâs a perfectly good bed 20 feet away.â
âFine.â She pushes off the couch and holds out her hand to help you off of the ground. âAnd thanks again forâŠâ she waves her hand around, âletting me crash here this weekend and helping me with the papers. I should probably double back on the ones I graded. Those letters were dancing across the page and Iâm not even sure I was awake for the last ones.â
âDonât mention it. Really. Canât have anyone thinking weâre friends now.â
âShut up.â She laughs smacking your shoulder. âWeâre friends.â Her hand is still on your upper arm and she squeezes it before heading towards the spare room. âGoodnight, hon.â
âGoodnight, Melissa.â
*****
The next day you wake up early and leave a note for Melissa on the door. âWent for a run to the gym. Back before 9. If you need to leave, you can leave the door unlocked. Help yourself to the keurig.â
You throw on your weighted vest and run a lap around the complex before hitting the gym thatâs right across from your building.
Melissa wakes up around 8 and seeing as both of you are used to waking up early for school and your internal clocks refuse to let you sleep in. She spots the note on the front door and smiles at your thoughtfulness.
She makes a cup of coffee and walks around the apartment taking everything in. She stumbles on the sketchbook and fans the pages but stops herself from actually looking. Youâd show her if you wanted her to see them.
She makes her way back to the guest room and puts her clothes into her work bag for when she goes home to pack an actual overnight bag for the weekend.
Wrapping her hands around the warm mug of coffee letting the steam warm her face. She peers out the window and finds the gym. Itâs a warmer day and the bay windows are open and thereâs only a few people this early on a Saturday.
She finds you at one of the squat racks and she leans her hips against the window sill watching you add plates on the bar. Youâre in a matching sky blue cross strap sports bra and spandex shorts. You had a long sleeve shirt on for your run because the vest rubs when you run.
She canât see the weights from this distance but she canât imagine the big plate and slightly larger plate on each side are an easy feat.
And it wasnât. Youâre on your last set and it was much slower with breaks in between each rep. This was your last set and you were pushing yourself.
Once you finished, you reracked your weights and wiped your face and neck with your towel. After chugging your water you gather your belongings to head back to your apartment. Stepping into the sun, Melissa admires the sheen of sweat clinging to your defined yet feminine muscles.
Once you feel the heat your shield your eyes to look up at the sun now setting high in the sky. Youâre still looking up when you turn back around and Melissa averts her eyes, back now turned to the window, and tries to act casually packing her bag in case you saw her in the window.
When you open your door you see Melissa emerge from her guest room. âOh! Wasnât sure you be up yet. Howâd you sleep?â
She pauses momentarily seeing you this close and sweaty. âSorry, I probably stink.â
âYouâre fine. I slept great. Thank you. Did you have a good workout?â
âYeah. The sun was a paid actor. Iâm drenched and-â you lean down to smell yourself, chuckling, âyeah thatâs definitely me and I need a shower.â
âIâm gonna run home and grab some things for the weekend. I snooped through your pantry and spices so gonna grab some of that and probably stop by the store. Any requests for dinner?â
âWhatever youâre willing to cook Iâm sure will be delicious, Mel.â
âOkay, well you have my number. Text me if you think of anything. Iâll be back in closer to 2 hours.â
âSounds good, Iâll leave the door unlocked.â
As soon as the door shuts behind her you pretty much run to the bathroom. Your gym attire was drenched in sweat and your deodorant was working double time.
Once in the shower you turned to wash the shampoo out of your hair and you were mortified. You see one of your favorite vibrators just behind your loofah. Praying to whoever will listen that Melissa didnât see it. How embarrassing!
You finish your shower rather quickly but before you shut the water off you figured you had enough time. And now youâre hoping there was enough battery left to get you off just once. You were being reasonable. Thoughtful even. If you can cum now before she comes back you wonât act like a horndog with every little thing she does inside your home.
10 minutes later and you're panting as you wash the toy with soap under the spray of the shower. You decide to rinse off before adjusting the temp for a cold shower before turning it off completely.
After towel drying and fixing your hair into a loose braid you walk to your room naked as the day you were born. With no plans for the day you throw on your favorite baggy grey sweats over your high waisted boxer briefs with a matching black crop tee.
You lay down on the couch with a blanket draped over your legs. You turn the tv on to one of your comfort shows, Grandfathered, and open your sketchbook to the one you started the prior night.
It didnât take long for you to fall into your midday nap. Your hand is splayed in your sketch book unintentionally keeping it open whilst your pencil has rolled off into the crease of the cushion.
An hour later, Melissa walks in with a single grocery bag and her overnight bag. Well, more like a mini suitcase. âKnock knockâŠ.oh.â She sees you curled up on the couch and smiles to herself.
Setting the grocery bag in the kitchen she puts her suitcase in the guest room. When she walks back out she fishes the pencil out of the crease and glances at the open page of the book. Her smile seems permanent within these walls because funny enough the âdoodleâ was actually quite impressive and, in a way, resembles herself.
She closes the book and sets it, along with the pencil, and places it on the table. Without thinking, she pulls the blanket up over your shoulders and you hum as you pull it tighter around yourself. Your noses scrunched in your sleep and she tries to carefully remove the hair thatâs fallen in your face from the movement as it appears to be tickling your nose.
Once she deems you to be as comfortable as possible she moves to the kitchen to start setting up her prep stations for a late lunch.
You wake an hour later and you hear noises coming from behind the couch and you freeze with your eyes wide. Someone was in your house. Your hand searches for your phone and you do you check your phone and see a text from Melissa.
*On my way.*
Right. Melissa. Melissa, who is staying with you for the weekend. Melissa who is cooking in your kitchen without an ounce of makeup. Melissa who is still in your clothes.
You stretch and a groan escapes, drawing her attention. âLook whoâs alive.â
âHar har. Youâre so funny. I told you, I take my naps very seriously.â
âI donât get how you can sleep at night. That wasnât a nap, you were in a coma.â
âItâs a talent.â
âWhatever. Thereâs some cinnamon rolls but only half cause real food will be ready in 30 minutes.â
âWhat time is it?!â
âItâs only noon. I figured Iâd make lunch today and dinner tomorrow so we can have the left overs for the week.â
âIf you keep talking dirty to me, I may not ever let you leave my house.â
She just laughs but youâre pretty sure you caught a slight blush before she turned back to stir the sauce on the stove. âYouâre ridiculous.â
Lunch was amazing. She made an Alfredo variation of lasagna and you are already looking forward to having it for dinner.
âDid you have any plans tonight?â
âNothing planned, no. Already trying to get rid of me? You were just trying to kidnap me.â
âNo, no. Want to play cards or watch a movie?â
âWhat about a trivia game? I brought more wine. Get a question wrong and the other gets it right, you drink. If we both get it right, it goes to whoever says it first.â
âIâll drink to that.â
âOkay, do I have time for a shower? I need to wash my hair.â
âOf course. Iâll clean up dinner and get the wine ready.â
You both set off to complete your designated tasks and you realize how domesticated this is all starting to feel and itâs barely been 24 hours.
In the other room, Melissa is showering and having similar yet slightly different thoughts. The banter is still there but more comfortable yet flirty now.
Facing away from the spray she notices the little fruit is mysteriously missing now. Sheâs picturing your panic when you realized you left it out with company over. She covers her mouth to silence her giggles but then bite the tip of her thumb as she now pictures you maybe using it.
Did you use it this morning after your workout? Did you think of her while using it?
She doesnât know when but her hands had migrated to her breast and she halted her movements. She definitely cannot touch herself with you just on the other side of the door.
She washes the conditioner out of her hair before her fingers dipped between her legs and she felt how turned on she got from thinking about you touching yourself while thinking of her. The ideas werenât farfetched. She saw the sketch of herself.
Still. You were alone in your apartment, IF you did. She reaches for the shower head to wash away her dirty thoughts and when the spray hits directly on her clit a moan threatens to spill out.
*knock knock* she startles and juggles the shower head a bit before holding it against her chest. âYeah?â She says hoping she didnât sound too breathless.
âRed or white?â
âOh umm, white please. Iâll be out in a minute.â
âNo rush.â
She brushes her hair after towel drying it before throwing it up in a clip. She slips out of the bathroom still wearing your sweat pants but with one of her own loose shirts falling languidly off her shoulder.
âHow do you look like that straight out of the shower? Itâs unfair really, I look like a drenched rat.â
âOh shut up, you do not. I see you rearranged the shower this morning?â
âHuh?â
âYour fruit is now missing?â
You just stared blankly like you were frozen on FaceTime, glitching. She bursts out into a fit of laughter. âOh your face is priceless right now!â She snorts trying to catch her breath but she keeps laughing.
You cover your face as your melanin skin is now a deep rosy shade. âOh my god. I was hoping you didnât see that.â You grumble into your palms. âThis is how I die.â
âOh hush.â She sits down right next to you and pulls your hands from your face holding them for a moment. âDonât be embarrassed, hon. Itâs perfectly healthy to pleasure yourself. I have plenty of toys.â
âOh god! Why would you say it like that? It just makes it worse!â
âOh sorry.â She mimics with her hands up in surrender. âShould I say, flick the bean. Or what is it the kids say these days? Teach sign language to your downstairs neighbor?â
âNo! None of that. More like, kill me now!â
âQuit being dramatic. If I donât masturbate at least twice a week Iâd be insufferable.â
You turn to stare at her with so many questions and lust glazed over your eyes, mouth wide open before you burst out in laughter. âYou already are, may need to up it to at least 3 or 4 times a week.â
âIf you only knew.â She reaches for her glass, folding her legs underneath and hands you your glass. âStart the show, hon.â
After the first episode of Jeopardy your glass was empty while hers still had a quarter left. âI want a rematch. Iâm just heatinâ up.â
âIâm game. Fill âem up.â You fill yours up with the red liquid before getting up to grab hers out of the fridge. âI just realized youâre drinking red. You didnât have to open a different bottle, I could have drank either one. Do you not like white wine?â
âNot particularly. Iâll drink it on occasion if it pairs well but it usually gives me headaches.â
âNoted. Iâm learning all new things about you.â
âIâm nothing special.â
âDonât do that. Youâre fishing for compliments. But Iâm having fun, hanginâ with you. On one hand, when you offered, I accepted cause it beat dropping a pretty penny on a hotel for a hot shower. On the other, youâre bold. Part of me thinks you donât see me as âthe mean Italian lady.â You bite back, you donât cower. But Iâm glad you offered, and Iâm glad I stayed. I enjoy your company, hon.â
You walk back in with a straw for your glass, taking in her honesty and you feel the butterflies at the subtle admission. So you do the only thing you can think of. âCareful, one might say you like me and want to be my friend. I might even invite you back over.â
âWould that be so bad?â
âNo.â You say really looking at her this time and the eye contact mixes into something more intimate and you need to look away and break the trance. âIt wouldnât be so bad.â You say turning to grab your glass and dropping the straw into it.
âYou are not drinking wine through a straw.â She laughs, not at all surprised that you own a reusable crazy straw.
âI am. Red stains teeth and Iâm in my own home so you donât get to judge.â You tease, âPlus, I want to get comfortable so I can beat you this time.â You rotate to lay across the couch on your back, landing your head in her lap and she freezes momentarily with her glass in the air letting you adjust without spilling on you. âIs this okay?â
She clears her throat and stimulates her brain into working again. âYeah. But it doesnât matter what position you're in, youâre still losing.â
âJust press play, woman.â
You tilt your head to the side in her lap as they read each categorical question. When you get one right she blames it on luck taking a sip.
She doesnât notice her fingers are absently running through your hair, splaying it across her thigh. When she gets one right you realized you didnât even hear the question, too focused on her hand in your hair.
You stick your tongue out to find your straw and now itâs her turn to be distracted when you get the next one right.
Youâre pretty much neck and neck at this point. âLetâs make this interesting?â She says pausing it before the next round starts.
âWhatâs your angle?â
âWinner gets to ask the other, any 1 question.â
âThat sounds dangerous.â
âSounds like you already have a question in mind?â
âWhat?! No, but nothingâs off limits could be anything.â
âThatâs the whole point of a wager. Gotta have some risk to it, hon. Thatâs what makes it interesting. Are you scared?â
âFine, deal. But Iâm locking in.â
Itâs back and forth for the rest of the episode and thereâs two questions left of triple jeopardy. Youâre not even gonna make it to the final wager question. She has approximately 2 drinks left and you are down to your last sip.
She gets her answer out first and you immediately release the breath you were holding. âWrong! Who is Rafael!â
âNo, itâs definitely Donatello, hon.â You both look to the TV and the contestant who buzzed in guessed the same as Melissa and when she got it wrong they waited for the others to take a guess.
When nobody guesses, the host supplies the answer. âWe were looking for âwho is Rafaelâ and-
âHa! I was a big Ninja Turtles fan when they did the live action. I had to do my research.â
â-the last category, Variables on Both Sides for 400.â
âShit.â You both had one sip left and this was the final tie breaker. And Melissa was a genius at math.
The equation appears on the screen and she presses pause to give you both time to solve it before a contestant blurts out the answer.
2(5x -1) = 10 (x+11)
You look back into your skull trying to remember when Melissa walked you through the steps after an earlier, similar, question.
While writing out the math in your brain you look up and see her poking her tongue out and her eyes squinting and you are already admitting defeat.
âWanna give it a shot?â She offers, taking pity on you.
âNo, I already lost my train of thought. I got through the first step but the two glasses of wine makes it harder to follow the math.â You laugh as you pull the straw between your teeth and drink your last sip dramatically sucking the drops clinging to the bottom of your glass..
She just laughs, throwing her head back and the few pieces that have fallen from her clip frames her face so effortlessly. âX = 5.â She says before pressing play.
And she was right. Meaning you now have to answer any question. âAsk your question.â
âIâm deciding if I should go easy on you or ask something I really want to know.â
âWhen have you ever gone easy on me?â
âFair.â She bites her lip still contemplating then finally a wicked grin spreads. âSo we both know your little toy in the shower went missingâŠdid you use it this morning before stashing it?â
âWhat?!â You start to lift your head from her lap and she pins you down with a hand in the center of your chest. âNevermind, go easy on me.â
âJust answer the question, hon. No judgement, I swear. I already told you itâs perfectly normal.â Sheâs still grinning, from ear to ear.
Your face is flushed and you cover your face with a muffled, âmaybe.â
âThatâs not an answer. Yes or no, y/n?â She gets you to uncover your face just enough for you to look up at her before looking away.
âFine. Yes, I used it in the shower this morning. Are you happy?â
âYes.â She laughs slightly teasing but with no judgement behind it.
âYouâre evil, yknow that?â Your hands are on your temples trying to erase the last three minutes from both your memories.
âI doâŠâ sheâs look down at you and starts to lean over you. âWere you thinking about me?â
You look up through your lashes just now realizing how close she was. Your eyes drop to her lips and thereâs so many things running through your mind you almost answered. But instead you whisper, âthe deal was one question.â
âFine.â She leans back up, resuming playing with your hair while flicking through the movies on your tv. âDo you wanna know what I was doing in the shower?â
You tilt your head to look at her again. An eyebrow arched, begging her to continue. âI was thinking about you in the showerâŠwith the toy between your legs. My hands had a mind of their own. I remembered I wasnât alone so I wrapped up my shower and used the shower head to clean up what was gonna be a really good shower. I didnât realize how sensitive I was. That is until the person I was thinking about knocked on the door asking if I wanted red or white.â
The entire time sheâs telling you all of this she hasnât looked back at you once. You hear they music play in the background and she must have picked a movie. You recognized it immediately from your recents. Burlesque. But still your eyes are fixed on her far away look.
You reach up pulling her back down to you once more by the front of her shirt. âI was thinking about you, too.â
Her smile splits open wide as she laughs and your hand slides up to the back of her neck and crashes her lips to yours.
Twisting your lower half to push up off of her lap. Her hands hold around your waist helping you adjust to your knees next to her. Youâre holding yourself up by the hand on her upper thigh, gripping the taut flesh still hidden by your sweats.
When oxygen becomes mandatory you pull back a hair's width tangling your breath with hers. âCrazy to think, I almost chickened out with inviting you to stay this weekend.â You laugh and she leans in to kiss you again.
Her kisses spread to your jaw and down to your neck and you moan against the top of her head. âWellâŠâ she licks her tongue up the side of your neck to nibble gently on your ear. âYou should invite me to your room, baby. Iâve been on edge ever since I was interrupted in the shower.â
Your eyes go dark with pure lust as you pull back. She finishes her last sip and you take the glass, setting it back on the table. Pulling her by her hand you lead her down the hall to your bedroom and pause by the door to let her look around.
âAre you sure? Or are you just humoring me?â
âHon. Câmon. Stop questioning everything. I almost came in your shower, almost yelled out your name. Now. Iâd rather come by your doing, rather than my own.â
âOkay.â You sigh in relief.
âOkay.â She smiles softer this time. Reassuring. She pulls her sleep shirt over her head and you arenât surprised by her lack of bra. You will your feet to move, your hands to do anything besides standing there gawking at her.
Her confident smirk is the sexiest thing youâve ever seen as her fingers tease at the waist line of her sweats- your sweats. You finally spring into action, pushing your own sweats down your legs, leaving you in your boxer briefs and crop tee.
You help pull her pants off the rest of the way before crawling up the length of her body. Kissing her passionately, your tongue dives in and she moans into your mouth. Her hands claw at your back pulling you down into her before skating around to the front.
The loose crop gives her easy access to your breast underneath the fabric and you arch into her simultaneously grinding your pelvic bone into her center. âI canât wait to taste you.â
âThen get on with it.â She tests, throwing her head back and giving you access to her neck as you kiss your way down. Scooting down her body you feel her hips rise to make contact sliding her slick over your lower belly.
You take one of her breasts into your mouth, sucking in as much as possible before flicking your tongue over the peak. You do the same to the other before continuing your descent.
Still clawing at your back she holds onto the hem of your tee and pulls it over your head and throws it across the room.
When you reach your destination you inhale her scent had itâs spread over her neatly trimmed landing strip of dark auburn curls. Nuzzling your nose into her mound you lift her legs over your shoulders and get comfortable on your stomach before looking up at her.
Youâre memorized by the rise and fall of her bouncing breasts as you reach your hand around to pull on her curls unmasking her clit for your taking.
You watch as much as possible for every reaction when you stroke your tongue through her pussy and she jolts and shudders from the contact. Using your hands to pin her hips down you dive in hungrily as if she hasnât fed you all weekend.
Lapping up her juices, you suck what you can to introduce her flavors to your tastebuds. Every note is a delicious myriad of everything that is her. Pistoling your tongue to penetrate her as deep as possible, you pull her closer onto your eager muscle.
You slide back up her sensitive bundle while your fingers circle her entrance. âPlease, hon. Donât tease! I need you inside.â
Pushing inside you marvel at how warm she feels encasing your fingers. Flicking your tongue you create a rhythm to match the pumping of your fingers to.
Scooting your knees up underneath you, your arms lift her to angle her ass up in your lap. Her hips rise more as you lean over her, pounding your fingers in her over and over.
Once close enough, she reaches for your face and kisses you desperately. Sucking your tongue into her mouth before her head falls back to the mattress and her body stiffens and her ass shakes against your thighs. âOh god!â She holds her breath and you think sheâs about to pass out. Her once creamy skin is a deep raspberry shade when her eyes roll back in her head.
âFuck, yes! Iâm cumming! Oh god, Iâm cumming.â
âThatâs it, baby. Youâre so fucking hot like this.â
Your fingers slam into her and sheâs sucking you in as deep as possible till you wiggle your fingers against the trigger within her canal. She grabs your head again but doesnât kiss you. Sheâs just panting and moaning into your ear and you bite the closest skin you can reach while in her hold.
âOh shit shit shit.â She pushes your hand away and her legs fall from your shoulders before clamping around your hips. Before even trying to catch her breath she molds her lips to yours again in a short but breathtaking kiss. Like she took the breath from your lungs so she could breathe again. âThat was fucking amazing, hon.â
You both go back and forth, orgasm after orgasm before sleep and exhaustion wash over you. You fall asleep with one of her legs thrown over yours and your hand is resting comfortably cupping one of her breasts in your hand.
When you wake the following morning you feel subtle movements rocking against your leg. You flex your leg and her hips stutter. Her lips grace your shoulder, your neck, and then your jaw.
âMmmhmmm good morning.â Her voice was deep, raw, and raspy. Just dripping sex.
âMorning, Mel.â You kiss the top of her head. âCare to join me in the shower?â
âI would love to.â You spend a few more minutes cuddling before untangling. You enter the bathroom first and step under the spray. You sigh under the warmth as it relaxes your tired muscles.
She finally joins you in the shower and sees the claw marks she decorated your back with last night. She doesnât say anything but places kisses down over the brighter marks. âI need to rub some vitamin E oil over your back so I donât scar it.â
You moan pressing back into her even though you donât hear a single word, you just feel her. Turning around to kiss her. You pump the body wash into a sponge before you run it over the tops of her breast and work the lather all over her front.
You urged her to turn around and do the same over her shoulders and back. While her back is to you, sneakily, you reach out past the curtain and open a drawer. Once you find what you were looking for you step closer to her, flush against her back now.
Your hands circle her hips before turning the little fruit on. One hand massaging her breast distracts her from the sudden contact of the vibrating fruit on her forbidden fruit.
âOhhhh. Is that?â
âYeah. Thought I could show you what I did yesterday while you were out.â Her hands are flat against the wall bracing herself as she leans forward to push her ass back into you.
Her hips rock against the toy nestled between her folds and you lift one of her legs to perch on the side of the tub. âDidnât get enough last night?â
âIâm just getting started. Iâm addicted now.â
âOh god, hon!â
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about: dana takes you as her plus one to a barbeque at robby's house
warnings: 18+, public-ish sex, (in the bathroom during), age gap, fingering, dana calls reader doll/baby girl, dana is a tease
word count: 1286
a/n: thinking about dana evans hours <3. this p!link inspired me (veiwer at your own discretion) + this song
She knew as soon as youâd walked out of the bedroom in that skirt, she was done for.Â
It was short. Too short, especially for going to her friendâs house. But she couldnât complain too much when it showed off your legs and the curve of your ass so beautifully.Â
Swipe your nose like a credit card ââ .âŠ
Sugar Mommy!Emily Prentiss x Fem!Reader
Warning(s): smut, face sitting, cunnilingus, age gap, brief obsessive ideologies, topics of financial instability
Now Playing: WAP (Feat. Megan Thee Stallion)
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thinking about emily prentiss getting caught staring at your chest mid-conversation :: 3.4k
â â 18+ . mdni . emily prentiss is down bad . chest staring . boobs . hard nipples . wet pussy mentions . dirty talk . praise kink . âgood girlâ . mouth on boobs . nipple sucking . clothed grinding . thigh pressure . soft possessiveness . teasing . sapphic smut . consent included .
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and the thing is, sheâs usually so damn good at hiding herself. emily can sit across from murderers, liars, politicians, and grieving families without giving away more than she wants to.
she knows how to keep her face smooth, how to make her voice even, how to make her eyes stay exactly where theyâre supposed to. that control follows her home too, wrapped around her like a second skin, elegant and infuriating and almost impossible to crack.
except tonight, sheâs standing in your kitchen with a glass of wine in one hand, pretending to listen to you talk, and failing worse with every second that passes. because your shirt is thin, soft, clinging over the full curve of your boobs just enough to make her attention keep slipping lower, and emily prentiss, for once, looks like sheâs losing a fight with herself.
you donât catch it immediately, mostly because sheâs still doing all the right things at first. she nods when you pause, hums softly like sheâs following every word, even tilts her head in that thoughtful way she does when she wants you to know you have her full attention. but then her gaze drops.
good girl
dana evans is your neighbour 18+, age gap, dry humping, pussy eating <3
you'd never lived in an apartment that held 'get to know your neighbours' night. strange concept, you were perfectly fine knowing just one other person in the building, not by name but politely smiling whilst you gathered your mail. you had enough friends, not a lot, but enough and work was tiring so if you could avoid small talk in the corridor then you were happy to.
then fliers appeared on the lobby notice board.
people have too much time on their hands, you exhaled as you read, also wondering how much buy in this would actually get. your night would be spent the same as any other single woman in their late 20s, finish work, take-out and real housewives, NOT mingling in the hall with strangers.
unfortunately for you, there was a lot of buy in. crowds of people flooded the communal space, all cradling beer bottles and plastic cups like it was some kind of frat party. you had no intention of staying, of chatting or getting involved in any measure but fighting your way through the stairwell, unnoticed with a bag of ramen, proved quite difficult.
"hey! you're 64b right? i'm 68, just above you" a sweet bubbly girl beamed at you, intercepting your path. she was most likely the organiser of this event, like she'd made it her mission to get to first name basis of every single resident in the building.
"oh, yeah. hi.." you weren't rude, you were tired. and you didn't need this adult-friend-making-speed-dating shit. "nice to meet you, i'm just gonna-" trying to slip past.
"you HAVE to meet your neighbours" she ignored your attempt to politely excuse yourself, ushering you back into the crowd of people so close to your front door.
the introductions were tedious, she pointed out the couple to your left, the old man directly beneath you. you stood half smiling, giving your name out and trying to find any morsel of energy to even give a shit. you just wanted to go inside, eat your ramen and go the fuck to sleep. but the conversation left no gaps for your escape, not that you didn't try. you knew politeness would be your downfall one day.
thenâ
"think you're all keeping this nice gal from her dinner" a petite blonde in grey-blue scrubs broke up the circle you were standing in, eyeing your ramen as she pulled a key from her bag. "and stacey, keep it down out here yeah? need some shut eye" she walked to the door opposite yours, turning the key and giving you a subtle wink as she let herself in.
"sure dana, don't worry we'll keep it-" the girl, whom you now know as stacey, called out as the door slammed "-down"
you smiled, finally finding your own queue to leave.
she found her way into your mind that night, the blonde in scrubs. you weren't sure how you hadn't noticed her before, being in such close proximity and all. not when collecting mail or leaving for work, maybe your schedules were polar to each other but you knew you'd have remembered her. and that wink, nice lady.
âËàż
after your brief encounter, you found yourself looking out for your neighbour a little more. she clearly kept to herself which just made you more curious. the scrubs suggested some kind of doctor or nurse, the one bed apartment told you she probably lived alone and you hadn't stopped thinking about her no nonsense approach to stacey. she was quite a bit older than you, you could tell that from her voice - a little deep, accent thick.
the day she walked past you she smelt like cigarette smoke and rich perfume, her ears were double pierced and she chewed gum with an open mouth.
the next time you caught her was brief. early morning, pre-7am, in the same clothes as last time. you were taking advantage of the mild air, heading out for a quick run before work and she was clearly starting her day.
you exchanged 'mornings' and then she was gone.
âËàż
summer brought a heat wave and unfortunately for your building, a strain on the air con.
it was early evening when you heard raised voices in the hall. you stepped closer to your front door, slick sheen across your chest from the growing heat inside your apartment, listening to the other side.
"no you need to come and fix this fuckin thing now. not tomorrow, now. it's 100° in here for christ sake"
you only heard one voice, like she was on the phone.
"jesus-" then silence.
you opened your door to see her stood in a tank and lounge pants, hair stuck to the back of her neck with the rest pulled into a claw clip.
she turned to face you at the sound of the door click, holding up her phone "building manager, piece of shit"
you laughed under your breath. "your AC out too?"
she nodded, shaking her head down at the phone with a raised brow, then shoving it into her pocket.
"spent my day off sucking on ice and trying not to pass the fuck out" her smile travelled from her eyes to her lips, skin creasing at the edges. she looked at you for a second, titling her head slightly. "we haven't met"
you opened your door more, stepping out into the hall. "we kinda did" you meant that first day she saved you from the crowd.
"mm not properly, doll" she folded her arms, face softening "i'm dana"
you told her your name and she smiled, like it fit you. "you new here? not really seen you around much" you asked her, curious to find any detail, big or small.
"i work a lot and never really been one for stairwell small talk"
"oh yeah, of course- sorry i just-"
"not you kid, the ole neighbourhood watch crew and their building parties" she clearly had the same view of 'meet your neighbour' as you did. your shoulders relaxed. after a second, "you want some ice tea? just made a jug" she gestured her hand towards her apartment.
"won't say no to that" you mumbled, smiling.
her apartment was nice, it mirrored yours just the opposite. you were right to assume she lived alone, there was just one of everything. no manly shoes in the entrance or photos of anyone other than what you assumed were her grown children.
she dabbed her forehead with the back of her hand as you both sipped and made the small talk you claimed to hate.
"so you a doctor or something?" you asked.
"close. nurse. down at pittsburgh general, have been for 32 years"
that confirmed the age gap you already knew was there. it shocked you, how she'd been in a job longer than you were alive and you didn't have to say it for her to know you were thinking it.
"let me guess, you were still in diapers when i was in college?"
"close. i was born about 5 years after you graduated i think" you didn't know why you said it, feeling rude after it came out but she just laughed, shaking her head as she sipped her tea.
"jesus. even my tattoos are older than you"
you weren't sure why you felt that in your stomach. you huffed a laugh to try conceal it, blaming the spreading burn on your neck on the stifling heat.
then her phone rang, you could vaguely hear the building manager say he couldn't come til tomorrow. she was an animated woman, hands flying around, voice raised. you wouldn't want to get on her bad side, you thought. you finished the last sip of your tea, setting the empty glass down and mouthing thank you before excusing yourself while she dealt with the dick on the other end of the line.
âËàż
you started seeing more of dana. passing in the hall, starting your day, taking out the trash. your conversations became longer and more than just greetings. sometimes you'd forget you were going to work and spend 15 minutes in the hall just chatting.
you got to know her more. she worked day shifts, had 3 daughters, she liked white wine (you saw her bringing a bottle home one night) and she loved her job.
she got to know you more too. where you went to college, how you were allergic to cats and loved to read on the door step when the sun was out.
your grocery hauls were complete opposites. hers were that of an adult with fruit and veg, bottled water, essentials. she made a joke at how your bags clinked like you were hiding the entire liquor store in there and she asked if you knew pop tarts were not a substantial breakfast.
since then, she'd be at your door a couple of times a week with filled tupperware. sometimes it was a full meal, other times fruit salads and home baked biscuits. you returned the favour by bringing a jug of margaritas to her doorstep on a saturday night.
"jesus h christ, did you blend these at all?" dana half laughed, almost choking on your lethal dose of tequila and lime.
you sat on giant cushions in the open window of the fire escape in dana's apartment, the half filled jug between you.
"it's saturday night. we're getting lit"
she rolled her eyes at your lingo.
"it's saturday night and you're getting drunk with your elderly neighbour" she corrected.
"it's my community service, helping out a senior citizen-" she swatted you, spilling some cocktail on your lap as your head fell back in laughter.
"fucker"
"i'm kidding you know" you said after a second. "you're literally like my closest friend right now"
you weren't sure if you were supposed to feel like this about friends. or what it even was you were feeling. you just knew you liked her company, perhaps more than you should. you liked getting to know her, wanting to know everything about her. you knew that you liked women but obviously, you assumed she didn't.
dana sparked up a cigarette, inhaling deeply as the smoke curled above the pair of you. she handed you the tab, exhaling and you took it between two fingers. your gaze didn't break from one another.
"quite fond of you too, doll" that smile again, the one that narrowed her eyes and showed the top of her teeth. fuck.
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it'd been a few months since you first met dana and your friendship had grown into something you both treasured dearly.
you'd end up at one another's place at least once a week. the nights when she wasn't too tired from her shift or you hadn't been pulled away by your other friends. you'd much rather spend your time with her, not that you'd admit it.
it was all nice and neighbourly. knocking on each others door with take-out or a bottle of wine. somewhere along the line you'd swapped numbers. that was originally for the purpose of dana taking in your parcels when you weren't home, keeping each other updated for anything in the building but it soon became a text chain between friends.
use the back entrance, stacey's on the rampage
got some of your mail, let me know when you're home and i'll come drop it
hey, is your power out?
don't suppose you fancy a glass of vino đ·
one evening you'd managed to get yourself roped into going to the bar with some work friends. the cocktails fell down your throat far too easily and by 9pm you were more than tipsy.
you weren't quiet coming home. stumbling up the stairwell, talking to yourself, an oop when you missed the top step, dropping your purse. a door next to you clicked open.
"someone's had a good night" dana picked up your purse and you beamed up at her, pulling yourself up by the hand rail.
"daaaaana, hey"
"you smell like a brewery" she laughed, lightly holding onto your upper arm to guide you to your front door.
"just had a few drinkypoos" you hiccuped. "you wanna come in for one?" your words weren't slurrred but it was no secret you were drunk.
"i think you've had enough" she pulled your key from your hands as you struggled with the lock, turning the key in one smooth movement for you to enter.
you walked through your apartment to the sofa, falling onto it as dana dropped your purse next to you, headed to the kitchen to fetch a glass of water.
she returned and you couldnt help but notice the glow on her face, the softness in her eyes. you took the glass and just held it. "drink" she urged, stern but not unkind.
sipping from the glass, you held her gaze. there was something between you, something that felt different in that moment. her finger came up to tip the glass further, pouring more liquid down your throat, until she was content you'd had enough.
"good girl" she took the glass away from you and despite your thirst being quenched, your mouth suddenly felt dry.
she saw you swallow thickly. her lips parted slightly. the skirt you were wearing had ridden up to your thighs with how you were sat.
"now get some rest"
you were still sat in the same position when you heard your front door click behind her. what you didn't see was dana stood in the hall for a second, breathless like she'd just ran the length of your apartment. you didn't know she thought about turning round, coming back in. not knowing what she'd say but considering it all the same. she pondered for a moment, one hand on her hip, the other tousled in her hair.
"fuck" she thought about how you'd looked at her just moments ago. how you reacted. her chest tightened, unknown feelings creeping their way into her conscience.
she didn't turn round. she fought the urge, heading into her own apartment.
you managed to sober up relatively quickly. downing more water, a couple advil and a luke warm shower to cool the heat between your legs. good girl, it replayed in your mind over and over as the stream poured onto your skin. what the fuck? your neighbour, your friend, a woman almost twice your age, a woman who you had no confirmation had any interest in women whatsoever, a woman you couldn't have.
it was hard to get dana out of your mind as you lay in bed, not that you really tried. the room was dark with the exception of a bedside lamp, quiet. it was then you decided to pick up your phone.
you: you awake?
you didn't expect her to be with the time. but then the bubble appeared.
dana: yeah, everything ok?
you hesitated for a second.
you: just wanted to say thank you for earlier
you: not sure i'd have made into my apartment without you
that's not really what you wanted to say.
dana: just doing my community service, helping out the drunk and disorderly...
you laughed at her using your own words against you.
dana: assume you're feeling better?
you: much
you: followed the nurses orders with water and two advil
it felt a little loaded to send but you did anyway. then the bubble appeared and disappeared enough times to cause you panic. you almost sent another message, something flat and obviously platonic, maybe even just a 'anyway, good night' to kill the conversation.
thenâ
dana: good girl
you didn't even know you were clenching your thighs til you felt the flutter between them.
in 64a, dana's mouth went dry as she pressed send. it was a lot for her, being bold like this. she didn't know what she was doing or what her intentions were but for once in her life, she ran with it. ran with the knot in her stomach, the throbbing sensation between her legs.
she waited for you. nervous at your reply. hoping she wasn't mistaken by this, whatever the fuck this was.
you: dana
fuck it.
you: can you come back over here
this could go one of two ways, the way you want or the way in which you've read this so incredibly wrong.
it was the longest five minutes of your life, between sending that message and hearing the knock on your door.
when you opened it, she was facing away. turning when she heard you. you could see her breathing heavy, the rise and fall of her chest. you stepped back slightly and she stepped in. then it was just the two of you, stood silent in your hall. your oversized tee had wet patches on the back from your damp hair, you saw dana's eyes glance once over you, suddenly aware you're naked on the bottom half beside underwear.
she was in similar loungewear you saw her in one of the first times. she wore a gold cross on her neck, something you'd noticed before but not really paid attention to.
"i-" you started. she stopped you.
"i don't know what i'm doing" her eyes wide, voice low. "this isn't- i've never-"
you extended your hand to hold hers.
"dana-"
"i don't know why i feel like this" there was an undertone of panic and vulnerability. "about you"
you could feel your heart in your ears, in your chest, in your stomach.
"i'm twice your age, i shouldn't feel like this about you" she spoke quietly, as if being loud would make something real.
"but you do"
a moment. your thumb brushed over her hand.
"i do"
before you could stop yourself, your lips were on hers. she stilled for a second, and then she let herself feel. she kissed you back, hands tentatively finding the base of your neck as yours found her waist.
then it got messy and heated and the two of you were stumbling from the hall to your bedroom one door down.
she was panting into your mouth as you led her backwards, calves hitting the bed.
"fuck dana, wanted this f'so long" you breathed between her lips. "tell me you want this"
dana moaned, it slipped out before she could stop it, pulling back from you. "want this. please"
you were soaked. you had been since you were full of booze and she'd touched your arm in the hall. but now her tongue was in your mouth and your hands were slipping under the hem of her tank, feeling skin you'd never felt.
"can i?" you tugged at the material and she nodded. she was naked under that, her hands came up on instinct to cover her bare tits, you replaced them with your own, pulling away slowly.
"wanna see you" she let you, your mouth watered at the sight. they were incredible, nipples hard from your fingertips ghosting over the skin. she exhaled deeply, breath hitching when your lips skimmed the flesh of her neck.
your fingers trailed from her chest, grazing skin down her sternum to the waistband of her trousers. you felt her move against you the closer you got. you flattened your palm against her stomach, sliding it beneath the elastic and finding her without panties, hot and needy, her bare cunt dripping and begging for you.
dipping your index and middle finger through her wetness, dana whimpered, mouth parting.
"mmm, fuck-"
you swiped your fingers a couple of times, spreading her wetness and then you pulled away. fingers glistening in the dim light. the noise she made when you sucked her off your middle finger made your pussy twitch.
"taste so good dana" you kissed her, light and loving. "so fucking good"
you pushed her softly onto the bed, standing above her as you pulled your t shirt over your head, leaving you almost equal in your clothing. her eyes wandered all over you and you watched her take it in. when you pulled her trousers down her legs, you couldn't believe the sight. her laid back, naked and yours.
when you crawled onto the bed, she moved herself back on her elbows to make space for you. you nudged her legs open by the knees, they fell apart with ease and she shuddered at the cool air against her bare cunt.
she was nervous. not because she was inexperienced - this may be her first time with a woman but she was no stranger to sex. in fact dana would have always considered herself a sexual person, in touch with her own desires however it'd been so long. so long since her divorce, since she'd slept beside someone, felt that kind of intimacy. then seeing your body and youth almost intimidated her. but the way you looked at her soon seemed to negate all of that.
when you were between her legs, lowering yourself to become face to face with the slick mess, she felt sexy. and wanted. you wanted her.
"oh my god- mmph" the first swipe of your tongue had her head thrown back. she lay flat on the bed as you worked her up, holding both thighs steady, licking up to her swollen clit.
you moaned into her, nails digging into skin as she started to roll her hips against your face. god it was hot. she whimpered and moaned and muttered your name over and over. "oh fuck, yes- there, that's-" her own cry cut her off as you curled two fingers deep. they slipped in with ease, her own arousal and your saliva dripping from your fingers as you pumped in and out.
you came up for air, resting your cheek on the inner of her thigh as you started fucking her, hard. the noises were obscene, slick and squelching with every move.
"doing so good baby oh my god i wish you could see what i can" you kissed her thigh, she moaned your name. "so fucking good"
"fuck you're gonna make- make me cum" her accent sounded thicker as she moaned, unbelievably sexy. you could tell she was close the way her cunt started to clench around your fingers. "don't stop"
like hell you would. hands squeezing her thigh, you worked your hand hard inside her and brought your lips to suck softly on her clit. the dual sensation had dana's back arching from the bed, handed fisted in the sheets and her toes curled against your back.
"yes yes yes ye-" with one final fuck of your fingers and pop of your tongue, she fell silent and rigid. then a looooong groan drew from the back of her throat, hoarse and deep. you worked her through it, until she was breathless and shaking, lifting your head up away from her.
"m gonna need a minute, hon"
you smiled. she was glowing, sweaty and messy. hair had fallen into her face, cheeks rosy and chest flushed.
"that was so fucking good dana" you kissed up her body, bringing your leg to straddle one of hers. your mouth landed between her tits, softly sucking the skin there, her hand found your back, stroking lazily across your shoulder blade.
"you're telling me" she laughed under her breath, still trying to regain some composure.
you were so turned on. seeing her cum like that, how bad she wanted you and you her. you hadn't even noticed your hips rolling against her thigh.
she had.
her hands snaked down your back, finding your ass. she squeezed over your panties, smirking at the wetness she could feel against her leg.
"did that turn you on huh?" she tensed her leg a little, giving you more to work against. "seein me cum like that?"
"shit" you moved harder against her, voice all whiny and strained.
"you wanted this for a while didn't you" her hands helped you, digging into your ass, pulling you into her. "wanted me, naked and wet for you"
you'd drenched your panties by now, dripping onto her skin. the wet material slick against your pussy felt so fucking good, your movements became more erratic, chasing your pleasure, needing to cum so bad. and her words only made it worse.
"good girl, just like that, gonna cum for me?"
fuck. there she goes praising you like that, knowing what it does, knowing that's what got you both here in the first place.
"fuck dana 'm gonna- mmm"
you fucked her leg whilst whining her name, brows knit, eyes screwed shut untilâ
"look at me. look at me when you cum baby"
your mouth fell open and everything building in the pit of your stomach grew hot and tight. you came all over her leg, a flood of wetness drenching you both, a guttural cry unleashed.
it shocked you both. how hard you came undone just from that. when you fell on the bed next to her, you both lay in silence, just the sound of hot breath and quiet traffic outside.
"stay tonight?" you managed, eventually.
when you turned your head, hopeful she'd agree, dana met your gaze with a glint in her eye.
"if you'll have me"
you kissed her. you didn't stop kissing her for a while.

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I need her to bend me over her lap
my wife
⥠we on for tonight? âĄ
⥠pairing: michael robinavitch x fem!reader
⥠synopsis: what begins as mistakenly sending an erotic video to your boss late at night eventually blooms into something more when he makes clear that he's very much interested in taking over the role of being your late-night hookup when you're at home & looking for a bit of fun over the phone. but with you both being lonely, it was never just going to be some casual fling.
⥠content: sexting, phone sex, cam sex, jealous!robby, mutual masturbation, dirty talk, hea (including pregnancy), medical inaccuracies, sexualizing that man's belly
You thought you'd feel content getting off all on your own tonight... Until that familiar, heated feeling of craving male attention and validation overcame you, and you thus found yourself wanting to hear just how pretty you looked or sounded while playing with yourself.
That's your purpose to one another: you and your sexting buddy, R. You don't know his real name, nor he yours, but given that the two of you only ever talk when you're simultaneously in the mood, you suppose extraneous details are wholly unnecessary for your little arrangement.
Yanking your cellphone off its corded charger and leaving the wire to fall to the floor, you quickly unlock it while keeping your opposite hand between your thighs, and fiddle with the home screen until you manage to get the camera to come up. With only having a soft, dull lamp turned on, it makes your body look extra appetizing on the glass screen.
Forbidden trips|| Emily Prentiss X Reader
Info: you are on a school trip with your professor. You basically confess and confirm what was there
Tags: smut, lil degradation, student x teacher (adults), couple of names sweetheart, baby, etc.
Enjoyyyyyy
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â after midnight. Dana Evans x fem!reader !!
‷ Dana punishes you for being out past curfew.
‷ cw : d/s dynamics .á .á age gap (r! 26 Dana! 50s) .á .á spanking .á .á fingering .á .á major mommy kink .á .á subspace kinda (?) .á .á aftercare .á .á reader is an r2 but itâs never mentioned .á .á minors do not interact .á .á
You knew you were fucked the moment you stepped through the front door and saw Dana sitting on the couch nursing a glass of whiskey, something she only drank when she was pissed or had a difficult shift. Stumbling into the living room, you sit down on the couch opposite to her.

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Boyfriendâs dads x reader where Robby and Jack are married and adopted a son whoâs dating reader. And of course reader brushes off their advances because theyâre gay and in a relationship, itâs just their personality to be flirty (except theyâre only flirty with reader and each other) and it isnât until they corner reader and make their advances crystal clear that she succumbs to the dilfs
*takes a drag of my imaginary cigarette* yeah that's some good shit
summer heat
Pairing: married!Rabbot x son's gf!reader
Words: 11k
CW: taboo, dd:dne, icky disgusting pervs, explicit sexual content, nsfw, 18+, mdni
Tags/warnings: perv!Jack Abbot, perv!Robby, perv!Rabbot, age gap (reader is mid-twenties, Rabbot is however old you want them to be), manipulation, cheating, guilt and shame, threesome, flirting, inappropriate touching, groping, dry humping, fingering (f receiving), somno, intox reader, cnc, hand jobs, wet humping, slight D/s dynamics, oral (m and f receiving), unprotected piv sex, creampie, Rabbot being terrible parents but like their son fucking sucks
Summary: You're supposed to be spending the 4th of July weekend with your boyfriend but he leaves you with his dads instead
a/n: this one's not for everyone but my god did I have fun writing it
âdaddyâ - dr. michael robinavitch x reader
Summary: With your daughter learning to speak, you start to call Robby 'daddy.'
Tags/Notes:Â established relationship, mom!reader/dad!robby, daddy kink obv, breastfeeding kink, fingering, oral (f), unprotected piv, impregnation, robby is so pathetically in love
Content:Â discussion of pregnancy and such
A/N:Â From the âYoursâ universe but can be read separately with the context that Robby and reader have a one-year-old daughter.
IB this ask:
i cannot stop thinking abt âyoursâ!robby who needs to catch his breath every time mama!reader calls him daddy! like she doesnât say it to tease him or anything, sheâs just so used to talking to their first babygirl that she just says it thoughtlessly, not even minding how robby reacts to it BUT THEN one time, babyâs with aunt dana for the day or something and he finally snaps!! and hes ready to give mama baby #2
Word Count: 5.2k