The Goat Lies

Official Monsterfucker Post.

challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually

ur penis

Swagger.

Tis the season indeed.

what did your GRANDMOTHERS do? #feminism

people should be allowed to have low ambition, and also be able to feed a family on the salary of a cashier at a convenience store.

the avatar movies are crazy bc "what if colonizers literally inhabited and puppeteered the bodies of indigenous peoples in order to exploit their homeland" sounds like the premise of some sort of anticolonial horror film, like specifically the kind of thing that would be commenting on self-indigenization among white settlers, but because it's James Cameron his whole takeaway from that premise is "it would be preddy cool"

actually sorry. the takeaway is also "the white settler possessing an indigenous body would actually be extremely good, perhaps even The Best, at being indigenous, and he would become their Leader"